What NOT to say during sex  

freetime648 52F
7629 posts
8/17/2005 4:49 am

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What NOT to say during sex

Something fairly amusing happened to me the other night. And without giving that away, I was curious about things NOT to say in the midst of the moment! I know personally, there have been a few things said to me and by me in my years of sexual experience that really kind of dampened the mood, and not in a good way. Such as:

My friend had met this guy at a bar and they both were drunk. He had gotten his "wanky" in a bundle of the sheets and then proceded to inform her she was the best he ever had!!! Whats worse, she had passed out already.

When giving head the girl stops abrubtly and spits out a hair. Ok, it happens but lets be tactful.

Dating a man for a few months and then when unzipping his pants for the first time she realizes it is King Kong in Levi's. Do NOT ask him if he is kidding while pointing at the thing. Rest assured he will NOT call the next day!

Having a 4-some and you are giving head and the girl straddling the guy next to you notices you trying to get your hair out of the way and she says..."You need a scrunchy?"

How about when right in the middle of sex, the man is moaning and groaning and just when you thought you were the sex goddess of the world he announces..."just a sec, I have to piss!"

And then there is the woman who is getting the best eating out of her life and he looks up at her and asks....."Did you douche?" While smacking his lips!

Just observing and thinking things aloud I guess. Have a good day all!

xx FREETIME648 xx

AlbertPrince 57M

8/22/2005 11:24 am

I always love to hear . "is it in yet?"

rm_harleynanna 47M/54F

8/19/2005 7:14 pm

HOW ABOUT THIS ONE FREE... One afternoon I'd decided to give my hband head while he was watching NASCAR on tv. Just as I thought he was enjoying this he blurt's out "shit the hood just flew off of car #8 and right into the fan's bleacher's. Can you believe that racing took 1ST palce ove getting a head job? "sigh"

TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
8/17/2005 9:49 pm

"Oh God, I've just remembered I have to phone the clinic"

"I really like you, even if you are fat"

Greenguy96 43M

8/17/2005 5:22 pm

Oh man I say all of that..so thats my peroblem
Please tell me more it's too funny

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