Wednesday night Bowling  

freetime648 52F
7629 posts
11/30/2005 8:26 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Wednesday night Bowling

My hubby is the captain of a bowling team. He is responsible to make sure all team members are there and accounted for. THis week, however, they have left him short a man....so that means...

You got it.....ME! I cannot bowl. I am lucky to get a 43...he says that is good for the handicap....good for who?? Definitely not me!!! I suck at this. Give me a pigskin to throw, give me a softball to turn a double with, give me a racket to hit fuzzy yellow balls with...DO NOTgive me a 10 pound ball to hit anything but the braodside of a barn with. That is as dangerous as sitting on top of a nuclear test site!

What if I make a fool of myself? I have no problems with that, I can handle being the fool, but, what if I accidently let one of my great sayings pop out.....one like "Oh Shit Batman or better yet...what if I yell "Fuck me runnin backwards???? This will just make my hubby cringe.....

Hmmmmmm,maybe this is a way to teach him to never get me to do things like this again huh????



xx FREETIME648 xx


freetime648 52F

12/4/2005 6:23 am

Albert....two words for you..

HELL NO!!!!!


xx FREETIME648 xx


freetime648 52F

12/4/2005 6:22 am

Hazel, I think I need God's help for bowling!


xx FREETIME648 xx


AlbertPrince 58M

12/3/2005 11:52 am

Yeah, but did you win?


hazel_eyedbandit 44M

12/3/2005 6:55 am

LOL...you need me to help?


yesbelg 55M
118 posts
12/1/2005 4:02 am

Just remember, to throw that ball, next to the center, and very low
And all would be fine, if you can throw high and hard, its rather easy to do the other thing

Oh by the way, put something in your mouth before you throw,
keeps you from yelling lol

Just have fun


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