Wally World....what is allowed in there  

freetime648 52F
7629 posts
12/11/2005 4:34 am

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Wally World....what is allowed in there

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares.... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

( And, last, but not least!)

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "Hey, there is no toilet paper in here!"

PS: WHEN I DIE PLEASE BURY ME AT WALMART SO MY WIFE WILL VISIT ME.



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methodman1000 40M
1775 posts
12/12/2005 6:37 am

lmbao........


freetime648 52F

12/11/2005 3:24 pm

Quiet.....it is a joke...I wrote it like I read it....no seriously though...I forgot to tell you something about me!!! (just kidding)


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freetime648 52F

12/11/2005 3:23 pm

Ohhhhh Valdrane I am sorry!!!! We can share Wally World together then!!! LOL


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TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
12/11/2005 6:54 am

Two things about this bother me ...

First of all, it's that Wal-Mart sells guns. I know, this issue's been given a thorough work-out by Michael Moore amongst others but even so ... guns in a supermarket? Sorry but I'm British and we're well known for being soft, liberal, bleeding-heart pinkos.

Secondly, I'm worried that you're thinking about the best way to ensure your wife visits you when you die!!


GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11240 posts
12/11/2005 5:38 am

now why don't we have those stores up here ....

LMAO thx


Valdrane78 38M

12/11/2005 5:38 am

DAMN, you beat me to the punch, I was gonna post that
It is still funny as hell though. I especially like #8!

BANG! POW! BOOM! a study in useless knowledge and sick humor!
I want a damn soundtrack to my blog!


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