freetime648 52F
7629 posts
12/18/2005 5:26 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm


I know for a fact that once in a persons life they woke up after a night of partying to look over and see someone there. Who this person is is a cloudy mess, why they are there is even cloudier. Then you slowly get out of bed and realize......my "stuff" hurts. You dash to the bathroom and look and sure enough....your "stuff" looks like it has been sucked through a pixie stick. You try your damnedest to be quiet but between the "Oh Shits" and "What the hell did I do's" the being in your bed stirs. You wait patiently and just when you think IT has fell back to sleep IT says "Hey, you got any coffee?" Oh my good Lawd it wants coffee. You tippy toe out to the kitchen and begin the coffee....making sure that the cup does not clang together with anything else. The coffee is made and you return to the bathroom where you find 3 used condoms looming in the trash can....well one in the can and two delicately hanging on to the edge of the bathtub .....and then it happens! IT walks into the bathroom....puffy eyed, wrapped in your grandmothers quilt, and actually reeking of the night before. You adjust your eyes and it is then that you realize...."OMG! I should have chewed my arm off when I had the chance!" IT is your boss...or your best friend....hell it may even be that guy who was doing keg stands all night...it is NOT who you would have chosen had you been sober!!!!!

Moral of the story: This holiday season....be careful if you drink. Drink smart and drink wise. And do not bring your beer goggles with you!!!! Regret is not good!

Happy Holidays!!!!!

Disclaimer: this has actually not happened to me..it is written in satirical prose......sounded good, huh???

xx FREETIME648 xx

hazel_eyedbandit 44M

12/21/2005 6:25 am

Thats why you have friends to pull you away from nights like that...lol

caressmewell 53F

12/18/2005 6:25 pm

This is not the kind of "naughty" I want to be...

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