Tub-thumping in your car.....A RANT!  

freetime648 52F
7629 posts
7/23/2006 3:52 pm

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7/25/2006 6:16 am

Tub-thumping in your car.....A RANT!


Sitting at this wonderful cafe today, I was enjoying my steak and baked potato when out of nowhere there came a deafening THUMPING from a car stopped at the light. You could not see the driver to let him know to turn this shit down cause he had his seat so far back and leaned back that he could not possibly see above the dashboard.

I am not one to blast anyone for their choice in music but when it is blaring so fucking loud that it drowns out the ambiance of the music playing at the cafe there is a problem....I say grab some cooth and turn the shit down to a level that you, yourself are the only one who cares if Snoop Dogg got stoned or not! I do not see the purpose to have it or the bass that high. This dude had this so loud if an ambulance would have come up behind him he would not have known! Let alone the fact that he was so far back in his seat that he would not have seen them either! Good God people....just tell me why? WHY MUST YOU PLAY THIS THAT LOUD.....WHY MUST YOU LOOK LIKE A DUFUS ( cause Lord knows you ain't lookin too cool!)

Here is a few suggestions for the those who find certain things as "COOL"!

1. Pull up ya fucking pants! If you cannot go upstairs without having to walk one step at a time... sideways...should be your first clue that they are too baggy! And honestly I for one am not interested if you wear boxer's or boxer briefs!

2. Turn your music down to a RESPECTABLE level....if you are cruisin on a highway or the autobahn, then go for it...but in a town? Have some common fuckin courtesy you nimrod's! Xzibit and classical music is NOT a good combo!

3. When adjusting the seat to fit your stature...do not try to pretend you are Shaq and think you are over 7 feet tall...adjust it properly! If I cannot see your full head from behind....you are way too low buddy! Sit the fuck up before you plow into something you could not see..like the pregnant woman crossing the street!

4. Now...if it is hot you wear shorts..if it is chilly you wear pants....what in God's creation are those things you all wear that hang down to right above your ankles? Did you get confused and could not figure out to wear pants or shorts? YOU HAVE ON HIGHWATERS in my opinion! OH and PULL THEM M*****F*****'s up too!

AND FINALLY 5. Why are you morons putting 1000.00 dollar alarm systems on your NEON? Who wants it? WHo will take it? And who will break into it to steal what is inside....well don'T ANSWER THAT ONE.....LET THEM BREAK INTO IT AND STEAL THAT TUB-THUMPING; LOUD AS HELL; MAKE MY EARS BLEED AND DOGS HOWL, stereo right the fuck out of it! Then what ya got???? Your hearing back for example.....and a jacked up NEON!

COURTESY AND RESPECT FOR OTHERS.....something you should have already been taught before you got your leaned back so far you cannot see over the dashboard, tub-thumping, driver's permit...I would hope!

Now, you all have a nice day!

xx FREETIME648 xx

Dekora 52M
937 posts
7/25/2006 4:58 am

Just yesterday on my way home from work a "tub-thumper" pulled in line behind me. Despite hating 'tub-thumpin'" I purposely s l o w e d w a y d o w n just to p' him off. Lord, I wished that road was longer without turn offs.

He didn't have a clue - just thought I was a ol' duffer.

TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
7/24/2006 1:54 pm

Oh my! When I started thinking like that, I realised it meant I was getting old ... now that can't be the case with you, so what's your excuse?

citizen4722 58M  
45787 posts
7/24/2006 6:07 am

I guess the term is 'Boy racers', you can hear them a mile off with the constant 'boom boom boom' moronic beats from there stereo's. Why do they use car parks like a race track, with tyres screetching and headlights flashing?. The police don't seem to want to know until an accident, or worse, occurs.

racingcrazy67 49M

7/23/2006 11:20 pm


Jacked up custom Chrysler Neon huh? So uncooooool! Would get more street cred leaving is as standard, or even better trade it in for a Reliant Robin, and jack that up, remembering not to go round corners too quick!

maverick1255 51M
3953 posts
7/23/2006 10:59 pm

God Bless!!! I want to know who taught them how to dress! If you have to grab the crotch just to keep them from falling down - pull them up!!!

And the music thing! I do not want to have to tighten all the bolts on my car, because you are an idiot and DEAF!! The damn bass is so strong the blots could just sheer right OFF!!!! UGH!!!

, oh i am so happy!

oldude1946 70M

7/23/2006 6:51 pm

This is a very good post

2943 posts
7/23/2006 5:34 pm

This post rocks.....I LOVE IT!! Thanks for ranting all I want to say to them wannabes too!

They'll be deaf by the time they hit 30 anyway!


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