Toys, Rings, and ..... WTF???????  

freetime648 52F
7629 posts
2/12/2006 4:58 am

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Toys, Rings, and ..... WTF???????

I recently looked through a catalogue of "Adult" toys and playthings. Some of the tiems in the book were.. well..... VERY INTERESTING (she says in her best mad-scientist voice).

They had vibrators and dildos for anyone who looked to getting one. All colors and sizes and all different ways of movement...etc., etc., etc. They even had one dildo that suction cupped itself to anything you wanted it to. It is bright pink but it looked wierdly enough, like a Rhinocerous horn.....so, I bought it....

What killed me was they had certain items that made me go ...

They had a cock-ring that had spikes on the outer edge of it. Can you just imagine if that bad boy slipped off at the wrong time?? Or if the man wearing it got to excited with his hand and slipped?? OUCHY WAH-WAH!!!!

They had pocket pussies for THE MAN WHO HAS NO ONE which looked like a dead clam still in its shell....(excuse the pun )

But the one thing that really got me tickled was the cream to make the pussy tighter....

Oh ok....it claims to tighten the pussy to make you feel like a virgin again. I think it is called "Puckered Pussy" or something..... It also claims to last for 24 hours. So, when I use this (not that I would REALLY use it or need to) I can be a virgin again...hmmmmmmmmmm.......

No thanks! I lost my virginity for a reason and if some dude wants me to "feel" like a tight virgin again maybe he needs to go trolling through the local sheep fields cause that to me is just not right (niether is trolling for sheep but...you get my point). I can only imagine what kind of after affects this cream has......maybe I am wrong about it...maybe it actually works...maybe it is....well.... maybes can fill my jelly jar all day long, I am not one to go on "Maybes"

But, the anal eaze (yes spelled with a z) cream is well worth the cost......Yeah I bought some of that too......

Gosh, I must be just a sucker for these things..... New, updated catalogue coming out in March...WOO-HOO!!!!



xx FREETIME648 xx


rm_luvpiano2 56M
367 posts
2/12/2006 12:57 pm

Sounds like an exciting Valentine's Day is ready for you!


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
2/12/2006 9:43 am

love the way you put things.


rm_PurryKitty2 48M/50F
9753 posts
2/12/2006 6:24 am

I love toys!

Purry {=}

Purry


TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
2/12/2006 6:15 am

And I'm sure I'm not the only one who'll be waiting for the reviews


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