do you like yours?  

freetime648 52F
7629 posts
8/16/2005 4:53 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm do you like yours?

After reading yesterdays blog on the male "tool" a fellow EHT tubbie asked me to write one on tongues. So, NipaFluff, this is for you sweety.

Tongues come in many shapes and sizes. But, unlike a man's "pee-pee" it does not matter in this case. We are mature enough to know what a mans tongue is best used for. And no, it is not to lick envelopes. Well, at least not the paper ones! HMMMF! In this case it is best used for eating at the "Y", carpet munching, muff divin, Rug scarfing, taco eating or in lamens( not labia) terms...Cunnilingus(broke out the websters for that one). Allow me to present the tongue, as for NipaFluff:

1. Flat tongue: is nice to feel all that wet flesh gliding across across your "yoo-hoo"!! Over and over again! Oh, did I mention...over again!

2. Slightly pointy tongue: Again, good use of flesh and wetness with a bit of a tickler for added pleasure. Makes them all squirmy!

3. Hard pointed tongue: less soft but can eventually be used while on top! Oh, do not even say you all haven't tried it this way!

4. Severly hard and pointed: Use for canal surfing only!!! Unless of course it is flexible and can wiggle! Like a little eel!!!

Now, we also have many other varieties...such as the VERY long tongue....ladies, these give no reason for your toys. If your man has a long tongue throw away the toys and enjoy! Or we can have the short tongue, which means he is going to have to get a bit closer...great for inner thigh exercises ladies!!!! But be careful not to rupture an eardrum. There are also things that can be added to a tongue. Like whipped cream, yummy yummy yummy, or chocolate sauce, cavity waiting to happen but worth the office call, or my personal cream.....mmmmm, sweet, silky, creamy, and ladies....the cold in contrast to the heat is just amazing. But, men if you are watching your calories, ice will do just as well....and it does not melt as quickly!

Hoped this helped Nipa??????
And eat well all you guys!!!!!!

xx FREETIME648 xx

AlbertPrince 58M

8/22/2005 11:22 am

I like my tongue ..... between your legs

TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
8/17/2005 6:23 am

I've just spent ten minutes staring into the mirror, trying to figure out what category my tongue falls into ... can't help wondering what the other people in the office think of that!.

I shall simply have to rely on the old fall-back: it's not what you have, it's what you do with it

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