Things that make ya go.....hehehehe  

freetime648 52F
7629 posts
4/14/2006 2:03 am

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4/15/2006 11:49 am

Things that make ya go.....hehehehe

Things to Ponder...

1. A clitoris is a type of flower.

2. Pubic hair is a wild rabbit.

3. "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird.

4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe heart trouble.

5. Menstrual cycle has three (3) wheels.

6. A G-string is part of a violin.

7. Semen is another word for "sailor".

8. Anus is the Latin word for "yearly".

9. Testicles are found on an octopus.

10. Asphalt describes rectal troubles.

11. Masturbate is used to catch large fish.

12. KOTEX is a radio station in Bryan, Texas.

13. Coitus is a musical instrument.

14. Fetus is a character on "Gunsmoke".

15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.

16. A condom is an apartment complex.

17. An organism is the person who accompanies the chior in church.

18. A diaphram is a drawing in geometry.

19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.

20. An erection is when the Japanese vote for their new government officials.

21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.

22. Sodomy is a special kind of fast-growing grass.

23. Pornography is the business of making record albums.

24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origins.

25. Douche is the Italian word for "twelve".

26. An enema is someone who is not your friend.

27. Ovaries are a French egg dish made with cheese.



xx FREETIME648 xx


citizen4722 58M  
45841 posts
4/14/2006 8:43 am

Hehehehe !!
I like to smell a flower while plucking a violin !
I'd rather have heart trouble than catch big fish !
The Japanese should vote in the apartment complex !
The Sailor is trapped by an Octopus !


warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
4/14/2006 8:41 am

LMAO!

A strapadictomy is the addition of a third prosthetic leg. I'm told it is particularly popular with people from the Middle East and among married men who like growing long grass.

warm xx


Allsleeky 35F

4/14/2006 8:00 am

I have made a few enemas around here!
Nice one


Justhardfun64 52M
5 posts
4/14/2006 5:14 am

A prick is a something that you insert . So waht is the point. Would you like one.


rm_poleforlick 51M

4/14/2006 4:56 am

Very nice!


Wackytits 52F

4/14/2006 2:33 am

*PMSS!!!*....


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