The quest for the dick!!!! LMAO  

freetime648 52F
7629 posts
8/22/2005 5:41 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The quest for the dick!!!! LMAO

> When I was 16, I hoped that one day I would have a boyfriend....
>
> When I was 18, I got a boyfriend, but there was no passion. So
> I decided I needed a passionate guy with a zest for life. In college,
> I dated a passionate guy, but he was too emotional. Everything was
> an emergency; he cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I
> decided I needed a guy with stability.
>
> When I was 25, I found a very stable guy but he was boring. He
> was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life
> became so dull that I decided I needed a guy with some excitement.
>
> When I was 28, I found an exciting guy, but I couldn't keep up
> with him. He always got mad, he did impetuous things and flirted
> with everyone he met. He made me miserable as often as happy. He
> was very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a guy
> with some ambition.
>
> When I turned 31, I found a smart, ambitious guy with his feet
> planted firmly on the ground so I married him. He was so ambitious
> that he divorced me, took everything I owned, and ran off with my
> best friend.
>
> Now I am 40 I'm looking for a guy with a big dick.
>



xx FREETIME648 xx


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
8/24/2005 10:01 am

So funny! I don't blame you I feel the same way.


hazel_eyedbandit 44M

8/24/2005 2:23 am

You should write a book...or go on OPRAH...LOL


Blackbull0001 39M

8/23/2005 2:02 am

I think that is with almost every woman i have to send that to a friend of mine she will get a kick out of that, she did the same thing.


dreamkitty63 47F

8/22/2005 8:12 pm

You go girl!


AtomicKisss 58M

8/22/2005 7:18 pm

It all goes back to the old addage, be careful of what you wish for - you just might get it!


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