The hard on that goes south for the winter  

freetime648 52F
7629 posts
2/27/2006 1:02 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The hard on that goes south for the winter

Let me set up the scenario:

You're in bed, on the couch, on the kitchen counter...where ever.... and you are getting you Mojo moving. The guy you are with is making all the right moves and getting you to that point of not just wanting but DEMANDING some dick! As he is licking your neck and tweeking your nipples you reach down and what do you find?

NUTTIN! (ie: nothing)

You know he has a dick, you can feel the dick...but the dick has no gumption to be living at that particular moment. You try to breath gumption back into the dick to no avail. Nothing is working. The dick lays in your hand like over cooked pasta. You rub the dick, you lick the dick, hell you use the dick like a Tootsie Pop Lollipop...but Dick was like Elvis...HAD LEFT THE BUILDING!

Now, at this point should you:

A: Proceed with the mission to get breathe air back into Dick
B: Demand that since Dick was being uncooperative that the owner of Dick send in the understudies? (ie: tongue and fingers)
C: Get pissed at Dick and go find "B.O.B?"
D: Relax and realize that Dick is not a machine? Shit happens and there will be another chance!

You decide how to handle Dick and his Dilemma...but, personally, I choose D.....

xx FREETIME648 xx

MyRealLoverOne 46M

2/27/2006 5:55 pm

I think I better get back to you on this one....

rm_anacortes 74M
2850 posts
2/27/2006 5:23 pm

This is close to the essense of SACRED SEX.. which is more important your pussy, or the relationship you have with the human attached to that damn dick.

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
2/27/2006 11:35 am

I would say B. and hope old dick wakes up before its over.

sassybelle21 32F
13313 posts
2/27/2006 2:17 am

D I was with this guy from AdultFriendFinder back in early January. He was stressed on the last day of his trip here visiting me and he couldn't get it up. Well I tried to suck on it slowly but it didn't work. He ended up eating my pussy and there was no parting pounding. Damn I love fucking with his long cock

sexyblokeinlincs 54M
470 posts
2/27/2006 2:14 am

Or E. Go for a new, firmer, dick....


danigirl1000 56F

2/27/2006 1:45 am

free...oh LOL
My choices would be between B & D I think. Perhaps poor Dick is worn out ???

Valdrane78 38M

2/27/2006 1:26 am

I suggest D with a splash of A. I sometimes have that problem with Junior and half the fun is getting him back into shape!

P.S old Val is back, so ya better coem and visit me, or I shall send cannible clowns to eat you in your sleep

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