The cures for what ails ya!  

freetime648 52F
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12/5/2005 6:52 am

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The cures for what ails ya!

I am a bored old woman. I sit here day in and day out doing nothing but playing computer games, cleaning my house, talking on the phone and watching my cats brutalize each other. But, I have found a way to cure this boredom I call life. It is "Sarcasm"!

When I chat in the EHT or anywhere else, if you see me in there getting sarcastic....I am or have been bored. If you IM me and ask me what is not panic if I say "Nothing a sledgehammer would not cure!"

I am not a stagnant type person....being stagnant allows me to express my warped intellectual styles. And trust is not a pretty sight!

My friends accuse me of being moody!!! Ha! Moody is for that time of the month or when I ain't getting any! I need stimulation....brain, soul, and bodily will suffice. I need to feel like I am doing something besides sitting here rotting my brain cells to oblivion!

Sarcasm seems to work best for me. If I can laugh at it then I am good. If I can write about it AND laugh at it I am better!

I do not get this do you??? I am not crazy or have not lost my ever loving mind....I am just stagnant and stagnancy brings on sarcasm......

Get it now??????????????

xx FREETIME648 xx

freetime648 52F

12/6/2005 10:34 am

Lumpy, thanks for the advice......I will have to try that or something before I grow roots out of my ass!!! OOOOps sorry, there goes the sarcasm again!

xx FREETIME648 xx

freetime648 52F

12/6/2005 8:56 am

Awww...BB thank you so much!!!

Smooches back!

xx FREETIME648 xx

brightblonde3 58F

12/5/2005 8:34 am

Yesh, Free...that's why I love it when you're in the EHT and some Neanderthals (or PK's knuckle draggers, as she calls 'em LO start in on the women...hehehehe...they get what they deserve.

Your wit and mind are brilliant...don't ever change.

Smooches, BB3

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