The Sponge........(a joke)  

freetime648 52F
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7/24/2005 10:46 pm

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The Sponge........(a joke)

Little Johnny ran to the bathroom where his mom was taking a shower. He threw back the shower curtain and noticed Moms pubic hair!

Johnny: Gee, mom what is that right there?
Mom: (stunned and shocked) Why Johnny that is my sponge!

A few days later mom was in the shower once again and Johnny came flyin into the bathroom and flung open the shower curtain.

Johnny: Mom, your is gone!
Mom: Why yes it is, I must have lost it! (thinking that she had recently just shaved)

The next week Johnny came flying into the house and excitedly grabbed his mom and hollered:

Mom, Mom, I found your sponge, that you had lost!!!
Mom, looked quizzically at Johnny and said, "Oh you did? Where?

Johnny beamed up at his mom: "It is next door, the neighbor lady is washing Dad's face with it!

xx FREETIME648 xx

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