That time of the season again  

freetime648 52F
7629 posts
3/20/2006 1:48 am

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3/21/2006 7:14 am

That time of the season again

Yes, ladies and gents, it is that time again when the flowers begin blooming, the grass turns every shade of green, the birdies flit about looking for that early worm.

It is also that time for.... Germans to FERTILIZE their fields!

This stuff they use is a mixture of some animals, cow I think, urine and other nasty smelling stuff and they ferment it all winter into fodder. They then spray this stuff over their fields. Now, I am all about the farming life, but I have never smelled anything so rancid as this. I would rather wear a fully loaded POOT diaper on my head then smell this stuff. And LORD if the wind is are in for a treat! You damn near have to wear a surgical mask just to drive to the store. This stuff has a gag factor of 20, it causes watery eyes, and the smell stagnates in your nostrils so that even when indoors, you still smell it. It has the capability of destroying at least 3 of the human senses!

AHHHHHHHHHH......(taking in a deep breath) THE SMELL OF FRESH COUNTRY AIR!

Hello Spring!

xx FREETIME648 xx

TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
3/20/2006 11:05 pm

I bet the rural backwaters of Idaho seem even more appealing now!

A German friend of mine once reported this problem ... she claimed it melted her contact lenses

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