That Stinks!!!!! Literally!  

freetime648 52F
7629 posts
1/5/2006 9:47 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

That Stinks!!!!! Literally!

From the minute my little brothers...and I use that term lightly, picked me up at the airport, the jokes and pranks started. I have always been prey to their antics but for some stupid reason I assumed that since they were older that all this would have stopped. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! It had not!

First off, this was the first time they met my husband. And it did not take long for them to have him in their grasps. So, for the ride to our hometown I was the butt of their jokes...including my hubby. The old names came out like calling me "Straight-jacket" and telling on me for some of the things I had done when I was younger. So, I thought ok....it is on. I may be older but I am wiser and they started this little fiasco so I was going to finish it.

My youngest brother decided to make dinner for his family the same night my mom actually was letting me cook for her. (That has never happened by the way....so monuementous). Anyway, he had called to see how to make mashed potatoes. After dinner, he called me to see if mom was sick from my cooking yet. So, I proceded to wait a little while and call him back and asked if he had any potatoes left...he said he did...so I asked him if I could use them to put some grouting in my mom's shower to repair a crack in it. He hung up on me. I then proceded to call my other two brothers and sister in Arizona and have them to call him to say about the same thing. He was not happy with me......but hey...fair is fair!

We went to a party at my borthers house for New Years....I had had a couple beers and so did my youngest brother. He had made cracks all night about my cooking and stuff. So, at about midnight he was lounging comfortablly in the recliner watching the ball in Times Square....at which time I opened up a stink bomb and placed the pack right behind his head on the hood of his sweatshirt. Me, his wife and my hubby ran to the kitchen....it popped! Not only did the thing stink to high heaven but it popped like a gun going off. It was NOT supposed to do that! But, we were laughing our asses off when he jumped up and looked at me and said that that was NOT funny! He then left and went home! Well, I thought it was hilarious! UNTIL I realized something......he has just gotten back from Afghanistan in July/August...the pop scared the hell out of him! I felt like a royal ass!!!!

He got over it...but I still feel bad about it. He said things are ok...so maybe now the pranks will stop....who knows!



xx FREETIME648 xx


freetime648 52F

1/6/2006 6:57 am

Sassy, if I had only known the damned thing was going to be so loud I would not have done it at all.....but no one warned me!!!!!


xx FREETIME648 xx


sassybelle21 32F
13313 posts
1/5/2006 10:35 am

Well it was funny ast first till I saw the line you said he just got back from a war torn country Poor thing!! Save the pranks for April's Fool Day. Good idea?


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