TP.......hey I may need a roll  

freetime648 52F
7629 posts
2/20/2006 7:06 am

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TP.......hey I may need a roll

The Miracle of Toilet Paper

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."


Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," ! my husband replies. I stopped. " Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy he may even walk again someday.

Stupid, stupid man



xx FREETIME648 xx


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
2/20/2006 7:30 am

Ha, and now he will be depending on you to wipe his ass.


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