Starting the day off with a smile.....  

freetime648 52F
7629 posts
7/22/2006 3:45 pm
Starting the day off with a smile.....

A woman in her fifties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift.
The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a
small knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and can be turned to
tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.

Of course the woman wanted "The Knob."

Over the years the woman tightened The Knob, and the effects were
wonderful. The woman remained young looking and vibrant.

After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two

"All of these years everything has been working just fine. I've had to
turn The Knob many times and I've always loved the results. But know
I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags
under my eyes and The Knob won't get rid of them."

The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those
are your breasts."

She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee!"

xx FREETIME648 xx

tenorsaxxman 65M

7/23/2006 4:43 am

Now, that's funny !!


amoldenough 69F
16436 posts
7/22/2006 4:25 pm

Too funny. Thanks

"Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened."

fantasylover_05 62M

7/22/2006 4:24 pm



Love it!

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