Sprechen sie WHAT?  

freetime648 52F
7629 posts
2/16/2006 12:56 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Sprechen sie WHAT?

Ok, I get up this morning, grab me some tea, peanut butter toast, and hit the web to find out what is a HAPPENIN in the world.

I skippy doo-wah over to AdultFriendFinder and Lo and behold I have 6 e-mails.... Me, being utterly shocked and excited all at one time....I open the first one...in German, cannot read

Next one....in French...cannot read
Next one.....German...STILL cannot read

I went through all 6 e-mails and not one was in English. So, I tricky trot my ass over to each one of their profiles and read that ALL 6 of them claim to speak their native language AND English.......

So, WTF is the problem with reading in my profile where it boldly states.....


Maybe I should just get that tattooed across my ass and take a picture of it and post that on my blog....what do you all think??? SHOULD I????


xx FREETIME648 xx

Fallic40 53M
1858 posts
2/23/2006 12:01 pm

maybe if you type more slowly they will be able to read what you are writing.

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
2/18/2006 8:41 am

Translation: I cant read whats on your ass Freetime. Get closer to the camera. Blame Efiln for the German.

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
2/18/2006 8:40 am

Ich kann nicht lesen was auf dein Arsch steht Freetime

methodman1000 39M
1775 posts
2/18/2006 6:58 am

yes the ass pic will do the trick......

ilsgicemru 71M
2822 posts
2/17/2006 8:28 am

Yes .... and .... Yes !!!!
You are funny !!! ... I can just see you "tricky trot your ass" !! Lol

Thanks for the 'pick me up' !!

................................. ils

sexyblokeinlincs 54M
470 posts
2/17/2006 4:34 am

Us blokes always over claim on our abilities - I bet Oldman's right


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
2/16/2006 3:26 pm

May be they can't read english. lol

brightblonde3 57F

2/16/2006 9:26 am

Louise, if you tattoed that across your butt, you'd get even more emails in all languages.

You international temptress, you.




2/16/2006 8:41 am

I'm guessing that at least the german guys assume that since you are in Alemania that you also speak the ligua Franca. Or would that be lingua Deutchlandia?

How is it though that you live there but have not much language skills? I know the military is notoriously adept at keeping native culture away from all base areas and thusly continuing the hopeless American cultural tunnelvsion and ignorance that we are known and loved around the world for but you're not military are you?

So far I've not sensed it in you but may have missed it.

Once when thinking I would spoend some time in Berlin I worked with a Berlitz German for Travellers tape. I got that 'r' sound and that odd 'ch' sound that most Amercans can't seem to help but get really wrong down well enough so that I was not immediately identified as an lame American but that came soon enough as my range of usable expressions was quite limited.

All I recall now is my favorite

Ich habe durchfall

The antidote to which is Kaopectate.


Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
2/16/2006 7:35 am

Yes taking a picture of your ass is a damn fine idea!

freetime648 52F

2/16/2006 6:06 am

And Dear Sweet Swede, just cause it is your birthday does not mean I cannot do this....

xx FREETIME648 xx

papyrina 50F
21133 posts
2/16/2006 4:53 am

do you want to borrow a pic

I'm a

i'm here to stay

Wackytits 52F

2/16/2006 4:36 am

*Snort*....*Snort*....LMAO! Doesn't it just make you sick? xx

gussax 51M

2/16/2006 3:42 am

If I had a dime for every profile or post I've read about men who did not read the profiles I'd be a rich man. I personally take the time when responding to a profile to make sure I read it all the way through, and then I take small notes to myself before responding. I'd them say something "I noticed in your profile that you like the Beegees. I've known to sing quite a few of their songs at karaoke. I agree League of Their Own was a great movie. I've always thought Geena Davis was hot in that movie, especially at the end when they are older.", etc. etc. Stuff like this is not that difficult. I don't known why so many guys have problems with it.

rm_McBone74 42M
121 posts
2/16/2006 3:26 am

[size10]Sehr lustig

Now go get the dictionary if ya have to. LOL


xx McBone74 xx


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