So, you say you want to F*** with me??????  

freetime648 52F
7629 posts
3/10/2006 7:44 am

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3/12/2006 3:14 am

So, you say you want to F*** with me??????


GENERALLY RUDE THINGS TO SAY

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

Are your parents siblings?

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?

Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!

He is living proof that man can live without a brain!

He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.

Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!

Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

I bet your mother has a loud bark!

I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?

I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.


**NOTE: So, any of you who feel the need to keep emailing me with your dribble I am just showing you I have ammo for the retaliation and I am NOT afraid to use it!!!!!!!! NOW STEP AWAY FROM THE SEND MESSAGE BUTTON!!!!!


xx FREETIME648 xx


constructionm62 54M

3/11/2006 3:28 pm

And YES I'd like to FUCK with you.
Physically... Slappin' skins, all buck naked and such.
Slow at first, a couple of flips. and a reach around.
I'd like to lay there with you on top, watch you slow ride till you have a screamin' orgasm or two.


rm_BubbaS1981 56

3/10/2006 7:12 pm

just remeber - chili dogs always bark at night


constructionm62 54M

3/10/2006 6:22 pm

You know what you need girl... is a good neck massage. Have a seat.
Just go ahead and lower your shirt down, don't that breeze feel nice.
Here let's gather your beautiful long hair and drape it all over your right shoulder so I don't get the baby oil in it.
I gotta warm my hands for a second. You'll like this baby oil, has a nice smell. You do too. Is that Channel I smell? Nice...
A little warm oil... a little rub at the top of your neck. You're tight. Gotta rub a little harder, a little more oil.
All up and down your neck. Feeling alright? Good.
Hang your head a little... I like the bumps of your spine.
Here let me get that tight spot in the middle of your shoulders.
That's it there ain't it? It is tight.
Now lift your eyes toward the ceiling. Close 'em if you like. Don't mind me.
Your shoulders are soft... let me slick 'em up so I can rub deep.
while standing here I couldn't help but notice your bra. Is it new?
Frilly... I like it. Looks good on you. Let's take it off.
Don't want to get oil on it while I do your back.
You do have a sexy spine. Your bra is leavin' red marks, you might need a bigger cup size. What are you? 38dd? They look marvelous.
I like that little mole on the left one. Wish that was me.
Now lean way over, stretch your arm out. I need a little more oil.
Ooops... some went down the back of your thong. Yeah I can see it.
Black ones today. If you'd like I could give you a nice ass rub. It's free.
First stand up, let me unbutton your skirt and drop it to the floor.
Garders... I like.....
Now stretch... everway. Forward... back... side to side.
Arms above your head... now STRETCCCHHHHH.
Now touch your toes. I see you're wearing red nail polish today.
Them legs of yours.... MY GOD.
Smooth and so so soft. Where's my oil?
Just stand at the desk. I'll sit in the chair behind you.
A little more oil. Do you like it when I rub your ass or grip it kinda? Both? alright.
This thong has gotta go now. It's hindering my full buttocks massage. You take it off. Do it sexy. I can have these? allllright...
Did you know you have a heart shaped butt? Cute as hell.
It looks awsome with baby oil. Time to rub it.
What a butt!! I'm rubbin'...I'm rubbin'. Feel good?
What if I did this....?
And slipped this finger here up through here. and rub this for a little bit. Your pussy is nearly bald... I like that.
Hair is nice... but I like to see what I'm eatin'.
Bend over a little more. Arch your butt, spread your legs a little.
I'm gonna pour some oil on the small of your back and let run down to my hand on your pussy. Feel goood don't it?
You like getting fingered from behind or eatin'?
Put your knee on the desk so I can get my whole hand on your pussy.
That's better. You moanin'? Let me finger that thang.
I feel your muffy... it's feelin' puffy. wetter too.
I gotta stick my tongue in it. MMMMMMmmmmm.
That's a nice pussy you got there girl. Help me play... oh come on.
Just rub it... wherever it feels good. Need a toy? No... then let me lick it some more. It's starting to open up, looks nice.
Lick here it here...MMMMmmmm. Then a little slip of the tongue and.......MMMMMmmm that's a sweet tastin' pussy.
And as the lickin' slips into fuckin' and we slip and slide.
Those two beutiful bouncing to every thrust. You SCREAM out...
"FUCK ME"!
As we ride the chair with wheels around the room, my hands grasp your ass tighter. Your pussy is tight and feels ohso good.
Hear the wetness as you slide up and down?
I reach for the oil. I gotta rub them beautiful breasts.
Around and round. softly. tweeking the nipple as I do.
Beautiful titties girl. I like the way your hair drapes over them.
You're starting to moan harder and you're starting to breath in shallow gasps. You're cumming? Cool.... My turn!!!
Oh my god you're good. Tight pussy, nice beautiful round breasts.
That heart shaped butt.
AS we both moan and quiver from the release of our juices.
I can't help myself and ask you a personal question?
What's your name? And can I meat you for real?
I give a great neck massage.


rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
3/10/2006 2:21 pm

Cute, I could have used a couple of those today


rm_wombatlove69 47M

3/10/2006 2:00 pm

Don't forget, "The wheels still turning, but the Hamster is dead" , Or, "If you had a second brain, it would be lonely"


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