Sexual Faux Pas  

freetime648 52F
7629 posts
11/13/2005 8:40 am

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Sexual Faux Pas

How many of you have a had an "incident" while having sex or playing around? I do not mean the normal, getting caught by the son or daughter I mean real true incidences? Such as:

THis is pretty typical but..have you ever gotten a cramp in your ass cheek that made you scream and the guy you were with thought it was all for him???

Or how about getting that wonderful, unexpected, monthly visit from "Aunt Jean"???

Having the guys member become Gumby and bend at the wrong moment?????

Say the wrong name?

All these seem fairly typical if not embarrassing. But, in my life things have happened that I look at now and go....Oh for Christs' sakes!

Picture this: My senior year in high school and me and my boyfriend are at a party. We had not had sex yet but, we did experiment with all other facets. Like Cunnulingus.....okay, he ate at the Y, munched carpet...anyway..we were having at it when all of a sudden he stopped and mumbled.."Oh Shit". I looked down thinking the worst...Aunt Jean.....but no it was much worse. He had forgotten to remove the gum from his mouth and it was now embedded into my pubic hair. He began to laugh uncontrollably as did I. But, how do we get it out???? Here is how......he goes and gets his best friends girlfriend and has her cut it out for me!!!! So, my first experience with shaving the poody was done by a complete stranger!!!!!!!! Gives new meaning to the term "Hubba Bubba"!!!!!!!

Anything as fun and wonderful happen to you all????



xx FREETIME648 xx


freetime648 52F

11/17/2005 4:20 am

Quiet...............how awful............ewwwwwww!


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TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
11/17/2005 1:43 am

I too have experienced Collapsing Bed Syndrome. This was an old, metal-frame bed so (a) it made one HELL of a noise as it fell apart (and the zinging of the springs seemed to go on for ever) and (b) it didn't exactly go unnoticed by the people downstairs.

When they came up to check that everything was okay we were in fits of laughter that, admittedly, became somewhat more embarrassed as they added most casually that they could always tell when we were, um, enjoying ourselves as we created a spring symphony that carried down nicely through the ceiling!

But your story ... I can't imagine ever leaving the gum in my mouth in the first place. Maybe he used it to hide the taste?


GB_Cple 66M/55F  
3042 posts
11/15/2005 4:55 am

yes , free ,I am so old now that all I have are my memories


freetime648 52F

11/15/2005 1:41 am

Jay...ahhhhh, the good ole bed routine......I always do my jump and pass trials before hob nobbing on a bed I am unfamiliar with.....that way it won't embarrass the bejesus out of me


xx FREETIME648 xx


freetime648 52F

11/15/2005 1:40 am

Swede, anything I can do to help fill the void


xx FREETIME648 xx


freetime648 52F

11/15/2005 1:39 am

GB.....you have had your hands full with experiences


xx FREETIME648 xx


jaymichel 59M
52 posts
11/14/2005 3:14 pm

Free, it was New Years Eve we were at the Zer Post Hotel and the old bed broke and the Boxspring with us on it went right down to the floor and so did everything else, not a great way to start the new year. Great blog made me laugh


GB_Cple 66M/55F  
3042 posts
11/13/2005 11:42 pm

I was 17, not living at home , but was at my parents house, when my dad walked in , my g/f shut the door in his face , but not before he had seen her with her legs wide open, and me with an erection. A few minuets later he called out from the kitchen, "Do you two want a cup of tea?"

I was with a wonderfull Swiss girl for a while, the first time we made love it was fantantic, we both had a wonderfull orgasm together, and layed there a while, as I pulled out , the condom was missing!.
I had to fish it out with my finders. Not very romantic.

Pounding away , both of us leading up to orgasm , and we both fell of the bed , and hurt ourselves , nothing left to do , but laugh about it.


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