freetime648 52F
7629 posts
11/4/2005 4:32 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm


THis is DJ Freetime648 with the latest and greatest from the archives....we are older now and all those great songs from our childhood have been remade into ones we can relate to more at our turn up your hi-fi and break out those 8 tracks...this is just for you oldies but goodies!!!!

ABBA--"Denture Queen"
AC/DC--"For those who used to Rock (We Salute You)"
Aerosmith--"Remember (anything at all)"
Atlanta Rhythm Section--"Imaginary Liver"
Bad Company--"Feel Like Breaking Wind"
Beatles--"I Get By with a Little Help From Depends"
Bee Gees--"How Can You Mend a Broken Hip"
Billy Squire--"The Stroke" [Slightly different meaning now]
Billy Idol--"Catch My Fall" [Another one that has different meaning now]
Blondie--"Hip of Glass"
Bob Dylan--"Like A Kidney Stone"
Bruce Springsteen--"Pink Cataracts"
Carly Simon--"You're So Varicose Vein"
Climax Blues Band -- "Couldn't Get It Up"
Commodores--"Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom"
Credence Clearwater Revival--"Bad Prune Rising"
Crosby, Stills and Nash--"Suite: Judy Blue Hair"
Crystal Gale "Don't It Make My Brown Hair Blue"
David Bowie--"Golden Years" [no changes needed...]
Deep Purple--"Perfect Strangers" [Senility Remix]
Doors--"People Are Strangers (When you are Senile)"
Duran Duran--"A View To A Pill"
Eagles -- "Heartburn Tonight"
England Dan and John Ford Coley--"I'd Really Love To See Well Tonight"
Foreigner--"Urgent (Bathroom Remix)"
Frankie Goes To Hollywood--"Exlax [don't do it]"
Guns N' Roses--"Welcome To The Rest Room"
Herman's Hermits--"Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker"
Jerry Lee Lewis--"Whole Lotta Ache'n Going On"
Johnny Nash--"I Can't See Clearly Now"
Judas Priest--"Sleeping After Midnight"
Kingston Trio--"Where have all the Diapers Gone"
Led Zeppelin--"Dazed and Confused" [Nothing has changed there]
Lenny Kravitz--"Are You Gonna Go Today"
Leo Sayer--"You Make Me Feel Like Napping"
Lynyrd Skynynrd--"Rest Home Alabama"
Marvin Gaye--I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts"
Mary McGregor "Torn Between Two Livers"
Men At Work--"Why Can't I Pee Now"
Nancy Sinatra--"These Boots Give Me Arthritis"
Neil Sedaka--"Breaking Toast Is Hard to Do"
Olivia Newton John--"Heart Attack" [Slightly different meaning now]
Pat Benatar--"Fart Breaker"
Paul Simon--"Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver"
Pink Floyd--"Welcome To The [Dialysis] Machine"
Poison--"Shout Dirty To Me"
Queen--"Another one Bites The Dust" [Few changes needed...]
Quiet Riot--"Slick Black Cataracts"
Rainbow--"Man On The Silver Wheelchair"
REM--"Losing My Cognition"
Robert John--"Bad Eyes"
Roberta Flack--"The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"
Rod Stewart--"You're in my Heart" [Pacemaker remix]
Rod Stewart--"Saggy Mae"
Rolling Stones--"You Can't Always Pee When You Want"
Steely Dan--"Rikki Don't Lose That Clapper"
Styx--"Mr. Forgoto"
Sugarloaf--"Blue Haired Lady"
Temptations--"Papa's Got a Kidney Stone"
The Knack--"My Pneumonia"
U2--"I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" [Different meaning now]
Visage--"Fade To Grey"
Who--"Talkin' 'Bout My Medication"
Who--"Who Are You?" [Different meaning now]

We at DJ Freetime's house welcome suggestions for the list.

(Disclaimer: I did not make these up, I copied them from a website ok??? Even I am not this ingenious!!!)

xx FREETIME648 xx

wanakissuallover 57M
411 posts
11/4/2005 9:14 pm

Ok, i've had a minute, so here goes!

Al Wilson: Show and Tell (the nursing home surgical-scar song);

Atlanta Rhythm Section: So Into You or the Supository Song
(i think A.R.S. did this one);

Bad Co.: Ain't It Good (Having Insurance),
Can't Get Enough (Painkillers),
Deal With The Preacher,
Downhill Ryder (enough said for both of these),
Evil Wind (to go along w/the Bad Co. song you mentioned),
Heartbeat (when you can find it),
Ready For Meds (Ready For Love),
Un-Steady (Rock Steady);

Blue Swede: Hooked On an I.V. (Hooked On a Feeling);

Devo: Whip It! (the only way you'll get it);

Neil Diamond: Done Too Soon (no changes needed here),
Stones (no need to explain this one);

The Doobie Brothers: It Keeps You Runnin' (the diarea song);

The Hollies: The Air That I Breathe (the iron lung song),
It Ain't Heavy, It's My Bladder;

Led Zeplin: When The Bladder Leaks (When The Levy Breaks);

Mike Oldfield: Tubular Balls (ode to 3-mile island survivors);

Pink Floyd: Brain Damage,
Breath (the C.P.R. song);

Rufus w/Chaka Kahn: Eh? (Tell Me Once Again!) or My Hearing Aide Needs Recharging (Tell Me Something Good);

Styx: Angry "Old" Man,
Grand Illusion (I'm in the psyc. ward now),
Medicaide (Renegade),
Show Me The Way (the blind mans lament),
Suite Madam Blue "Hair",
Too Much Time (nursing home blues);

Anita Ward: Ring My Bell or Where the Hell's my Nurse

Bill Withers: Lean On Me! (no explaination needed here);

If i'd had my whole collection to go through i'd have given you more.

wanakissuallover 57M
411 posts
11/4/2005 7:34 pm

Totally funny, but i'll have to think for a while about adding anything to this extensive list. Thanks for the laughs and memories.

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