No Chia-Pets allowed  

freetime648 52F
7629 posts
1/6/2006 7:26 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

No Chia-Pets allowed


I remember way back when a friend of mine came into my house with a bikini on and it looked like she was smuggling ZZTop in her bathing suit. I never looked back from then on. I shave regularly and although it is not all shaved off I pride myself in keeping it trim and neat! While I was in the states I did not have the capabilities of shaving so I had to let it go for 10 days. OMG! My stuff looked like a Chia-pet. It was gross. I thought to myself that this was going to take more than a bic razor...it would have to take a weed-wacker and pruning sheers. But, I was tired.....you damn near have to be a Yoga master to shave yourself....so, I enlisted the help of my hubby to do the wacking. He got down there for the trimming and began to laugh. He asked if Chew-bacca knew I had stolen his fur?? Now this made me feel sexy as hell.....(Note: sarcasm)

When he got done I was all better. Smooth, silky and slick.....I looked over into the bowl he had to rinse the razor off with and I swear to god, there was a cat swimming in that bowl!


Moral of the story: Don't be a Chia-Pet!!!!!!! Shave Regularly!


xx FREETIME648 xx


CelticKarma 43F
1350 posts
1/8/2006 12:35 am

There is no bush at all around this gateway to heaven Smooth, silki and slick, indeed!


docdirk 47M

1/6/2006 5:28 pm

LOL!!!

I shave myself regularly, only because itches too damn much when it starts to grow back!

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...


gemini0157 59M  
6842 posts
1/6/2006 3:30 pm

Yes... I am on you're side there.


sexyblokeinlincs 54M
470 posts
1/6/2006 1:37 pm

A friend of ours always overflowed out of her bikini bottoms and it wasn't attractive... (least not to me!) So glad to hear you're sorted!

Al


helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
1/6/2006 10:38 am

Nope... smooth laminate here... no carpeting!

Hx

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


Valdrane78 38M

1/6/2006 8:56 am

WELCOME BACK FREE
YOu where missed, I see you have been busy though

BANG! POW! BOOM! a study in useless knowledge and sick humor!
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