NO SEX FOR 6 WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

freetime648 52F
7629 posts
4/3/2006 4:22 am

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4/4/2006 1:32 am

NO SEX FOR 6 WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sitting in the EHT today chatting with a couple of friends and the usual subject of sex arose.....(excuse the pun).. I am not sure who brought it up...hell I may have but anyway....we began discussing the fact that I cannot have any type of sex for 6 weeks.

Now, now, pitying me because I do not do pity fucks. I am just saying that when the time comes that I get the green light from my own personal "Doctor McDreamy".. anyone that is in reaching distance is in trouble. Reaching distance hell.....anyone that I can catch is in if you cannot run prepared!!!! I cannot run too fast but...I will make a good honest "Road-Runner" try at this one. Before the surgery I was horny as a puppy with two peters...can you imagine what it will be like in 6 weeks????

No one will be safe from my wrath!!!!

My good friend GB_Cple has even offered to form an orgy in my honor!!!! Trust me....I am not one for orgies but who knows, by time this 6 weeks is will be on like Donkey Kong......and if I cannot find me some heavy duty action myself then GB_Cple will become my personal "Orgy Pimp"......but of course you all know he gets first crack....LMAO.....It will be a revised scene to "Caligula" ....step back and watch the fireworks.........

Here's to 6 weeks of no nookie and here's to the blessed soul I get a hold of first after it is up......CHEERS!


xx FREETIME648 xx

jaymichel 59M
52 posts
4/4/2006 12:37 am

Free sorry you have to waite for 6 weeks, but the waite will be worth it. Take care

AlbertPrince 57M

4/4/2006 12:24 am

Hmmmm ... where will I be in 6 weeks??

GB_Cple 66M/55F  
3037 posts
4/3/2006 11:56 pm

oohhhhhhhhhh GTB , you fibber !

you said you would be gratefull for ANY dates you could get!

And I do have to cover my expences lol

Green_Tea_Boy 49M
1064 posts
4/3/2006 6:07 pm

lmao..Mr GB is a man of many talents... he's offered to pimp for me too... apparently I have to do all the work and he gets 70%..

now thats business...pmsl

HotDev1l 44M
1265 posts
4/3/2006 3:28 pm

So I suppose a blowjob is completely out of the question

racingcrazy67 49M

4/3/2006 12:14 pm

Six weeks! SIX that all!!!! I would love to say that it was ONLY six lousy rotten weeks since I had sex!

I dunno, some people just don't know how lucky they are!

*Mutters away to himself while shaking head "6 bloody weeks and she's moaning about it pah!"

you know I'm just kidding right?



4/3/2006 8:43 am

I'll keep that in mind if I mysteriously find myself in the Bundesrepublik in mid May.


Dark_Cat_MCMLXXV 41M
290 posts
4/3/2006 7:42 am

According to your profile I am more or less 143 km far from you. I think I am pretty safe (LO if you take a look on "Get Local" (or "Lokale Interessen"). Good luck!

citizen4722 58M  
45697 posts
4/3/2006 7:07 am

I can't run very fast (wot with my hips !!), so free i guess i'm an easy target & i've waited much longer than 6 weeks before sex. Just one gentle with me !!!

pet_humility 48F

4/3/2006 5:51 am

Visualises the streets being empty with crickets chirping in the distance.. when you step out into the streets in 6

Lock up your wifes, lock up your daughters..freetime is out tonight

fantasylover_05 62M

4/3/2006 5:38 am

Well I am not "in reaching distance"... but I promise to let you catch me!! LOL LOL

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