Just a couple jokes...I think they are funny!  

freetime648 52F
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12/6/2005 5:10 am

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Just a couple jokes...I think they are funny!

Joke #1

An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound-up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered,
"Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it!"
"Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a nice, tight butt!"

Joke #2

Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, "Well, tonight's the night we have sex!"
And so they did.
As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself, "My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!"
And the woman was thinking to herself, "My God, if I knew the old geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken off my panty hose!"

xx FREETIME648 xx

rm_FoggyRooster 38M
38 posts
12/8/2005 12:59 pm

Freetime, your jokes aren't bad. I was reading some blogs when I came across nipa who inspired me to put up a load of funnies. Come check them out tell me what you think and maybe read some of my previous serious blogs.

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