Installation of Husband 1.0  

freetime648 52F
7629 posts
9/1/2005 5:44 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Installation of Husband 1.0

Installing Software Husband 1.0

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the
flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as Super 12 Version 5.0, Tri-Nations 3.0, Limited Overs 7.2
and especially Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate

Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy
Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background, that will eventually seize control of all your system
resources.
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,
Tech Support

And everyone have a wonderful day!



xx FREETIME648 xx


mygmyg 59M

9/3/2005 9:24 am

Freetime, BRILLIANT and very funny!!!


Stewbydoo69 44M
19 posts
9/2/2005 3:40 pm

funny, this must have been made by M******** as it is similar to the Girlfriend I have on my system lol


expatbrit49 62M

9/2/2005 12:39 pm

LOL may I suggest Affair 1.0 its still in Bata but works well

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


hazel_eyedbandit 44M

9/2/2005 3:00 am

Don't forget to run 3some 3.1 every now and then keep CAT 10.0 operating at high performance...I have over 20 years of expierence in these matters so you can trust me.


toothysmile 50M
16514 posts
9/1/2005 7:37 pm

Brilliant! LOL

PS: Is there a Girlfriend 5.0 / Wife 1.0 version to this?


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