I am with Stupid------------>  

freetime648 52F
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8/22/2005 5:17 pm

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I am with Stupid------------>

Have you all ever just done or said something so damned stupid??? I am notorious for this stuff. I know I am smart and maybe border line intelligent....but, man, have I done stupid things!!!

Like, ever shut your own head in a car door?? I know, do not try this at home. Jack-ass needed that on video. My ear was black and blue for a month.

How about grabbing a pan of food out of the oven.... with no oven mitt??? There is a no-brainer!!! Along with having no more fingerprints!

Ever get home from the store and cannot find that gallon of milk you KNOW you bought? And then the next day you are driving down the road and see an exploded gallon on the side of the road??? A-duh! No wonder so many people were honking....and I thought I was popular!

Ever mix the sugar and salt up??? Cheerios are NOT good with salt!!!! I don't care how drunk you are!!!

And I know this has happened to more people than just myself. Ever leave that spoon in the bowl when you fire up the microwave??? Oh....such perty colors!!!!!

And for the kiddies, do not ever make the mistake of asking for a bite when mom is mixing the Crisco into the brownies! It is NOT frosting and it does NOT taste good! My mom was evil!!!!!

Just a couple things to make ya go....HMMMMMM or in my case....A_DUH!!!!!!! Call Mensa, I am waiting!!!!!

xx FREETIME648 xx

freetime648 52F

8/26/2005 6:50 am

In the immortal words of my hero...Forrest Gump....Stupid is as Stupid does

xx FREETIME648 xx

AlbertPrince 57M

8/23/2005 6:42 am

I once showed a girlfriend my AdultFriendFinder account. Next time I tried to log on, it had been deleted.

AtomicKisss 58M

8/22/2005 7:58 pm

The only thing worse than one stupid person is two stupid people working together. Quite a while ago, I pulled over to help a guy jump his car. When I opened the hood to my 77 'Vette, I could not find the battery (it is located behind the driver's seat). Being too dumb to consult the owner's manual, I concluded that the "Vette was a special car and thus, it did not require a battery. What was worse, I convinced the other guy that I was right! Needless to say, his car did not get jumped. Behold the power of stupid people - or is that stoopid people?

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