God loves the Redneck's too.....  

freetime648 52F
7629 posts
3/11/2006 4:29 am

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3/13/2006 1:58 am

God loves the Redneck's too.....

1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a
fly swatter.

3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.

5. You think the "nutcracker" is something you do off the high
dive.

6. The salvation army declines your furniture.

7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they
don't want it.

8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.

9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.

10. You keep a can of raid on the kitchen table.

11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.

14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.

16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.

17. You have a rag for a gas cap.

18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

19. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so
clean.

20. You can spit without opening your mouth.

21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made
it.

22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say
cool whip" on the side.

24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.

25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.

26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.

27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does a $100,000 worth of
improvements.

28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.

29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.

30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.





xx FREETIME648 xx


Fallic40 53M
1858 posts
3/12/2006 4:14 pm

Granted that there are not many rednecks where I grew up, but I have a bro-in-law from the bayou; so..........

The last home entertainment item you purchased was a bug zapper.


LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
3/12/2006 2:37 pm

LMAO......I posted just now at XXXHandyman's blog....now I'm for sure gonna put a transmission in mmy bathtub!!!

Excellent!

lustytaurus


freetime648 52F

3/12/2006 2:06 pm

Call me a redneck then cause I can too..with the exception of peeing on the tree.....


xx FREETIME648 xx


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/12/2006 12:49 pm

LMOAO. I can relate to damn near all of them.


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