Freetime's guide to being a redneck...  

freetime648 52F
7629 posts
4/7/2006 7:24 pm
Freetime's guide to being a redneck...

I am continually being called a red-neck...or a hick.... ( AlbertPrince, I am the only who can call me that... ) so, I jumped into my own little world to test this theory.......

Do I go to Wal-Mart in pajamas and house slippers???
Why, yes, as a matter of fact I have.

Do I own a wife beater?
Yes, in many colors even....

Will I wear boots with shorts?
I am a redneck, not a complete dumb-ass.....

Do I put funky pink flamingos in my yard?
Hell no....they are so tacky.....

Does my trailer house have aluminum foil on the windows??
It has before........too lazy to take it down..

Have I had more than one disabled and dismantled vehicle in my yard at one time???
Hey, that was my dad's fault...........

When asked to dress I press a crease into my Levi's and shine my Ropers????
You bet ya ass I do!

And finally, when asked if I drink beer?
Yes I do, but I prefer beer that has an actual label, not the kind that just says "BEER" on the can!

So, am I a redneck??? Maybe??? Do I care being a Redneck???
Fuck no Hoss...I enjoy the hell out of it....makes me such a colorful person!!!!!

xx FREETIME648 xx

HotDev1l 44M
1265 posts
4/8/2006 3:30 pm

Creases in your no no no!!! LOL...unless that's how they come off the line/out of the dryer!!

rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
4/8/2006 1:07 am

I take offense to the flamingoes comment, I have lots of them in my yard it's mainly just to piss of the people in the town ilive in but they are growing on meSo how many yes's do you have to give to be a redneck? I think I might be one too.LOL

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