Firming Up!!!!!!!!  

freetime648 52F
7629 posts
8/17/2006 1:15 am

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8/17/2006 1:58 pm

Firming Up!!!!!!!!

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed up, we could get rid of control top panty hose".

While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.

The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."

This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his "winkie." With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the poolman AND your Brother!

xx FREETIME648 xx

citizen4722 59M  
45841 posts
8/17/2006 8:20 am

Not forgetting the Tinker, Tailor, Rich Man, Poor Man, Beggar Man, Thief !!

phattpussyd 31F

8/17/2006 2:05 am

I know she didn't just say that. Thats a funny one

BlackHeatLust 47M

8/17/2006 1:58 am

Very funny Free. Thanks for the laugh my friend.

economickrisis 54M

8/17/2006 1:41 am

Ouch !! So ya met my ex-wife then

wistfuljester 64M

8/17/2006 1:30 am

LOL...will you grab my "winkie"?

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