Drugs......Just don't do it!!!!!! LOLOL  

freetime648 52F
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11/7/2005 5:30 am

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Drugs......Just don't do it!!!!!! LOLOL

Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday."
Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one, "How did you do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?"
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."

"That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" (to the 2nd boy)

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
"156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!"
"Well, I used a similar approach. (draws two circles) I said (pointing to small circle) this is your asshole before prison



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freetime648 52F

11/8/2005 2:12 am

That is too funny, let your bro know I said I am glad to make him piss himself!!!!! LOL


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wanakissuallover 57M
411 posts
11/7/2005 9:21 pm

He's still laughing so much he's in the bathroom pissin' himself.
xoDxo


wanakissuallover 57M
411 posts
11/7/2005 9:18 pm

I haven't heard that one in a while (but but it still is funny), although my bro. (who has worked for the Texas Prison and now the city court - drug rehab probation) just fell off his recliner when i told it too him.
xoDxo


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