Birthdays...and underwear  

freetime648 52F
7629 posts
7/13/2005 6:11 am

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Birthdays...and underwear

Ok, in honor of my daughters 20th B-day...
1. When you turn one, you get whatever momma says YOU need and you get to woller, face first, in the cake and icing. Only to have grandma take pictures and show them to your first boy or girlfriend! And you get...pampers!
2. As you get older, you may get what you asked for but, that is usually marred by the fact that the one beautifully wrapped gift that you thought were those neato pair of jeans...turns out to be socks, or better yet...underwear with the days of the week sewn into them.
3. Then comes your teen years! Oh the gloves come off. The cool boy from school is at your party and you are in shock from it when.....yet, again, no cool jeans just more underwear! THis time...they are flowered....Awwww, how sweet.
4. You turn have reached the stage where you no longer have any common sense and you drink yourself stupid! You cannot even remember it is your birthday let alone the fact that you got underwear again! THis time....they are silky at least! And damned if you can't remember where you left them!
5. You have begun the uphill struggle from here on out. Every year gets longer and longer. You begin dreading each and every birthday. And it does not matter if you do get are old now, who cares what kind they long as it is not your husband buying those granny panties!!! Pray for them, for they know not what they do.....
I will stop here, for I am only 40....and I swear this year....I want a horsey, not underwear!!!! Well, maybe if the undies have horsies on them!!!

xx FREETIME648 xx

rm_socalfunnn 66M
56 posts
7/13/2005 10:07 pm

Age is just a number. I have seem women in there 20's that look and act like there 80. and then there the woman in her 40's and 50's that look and act as if they are 30.
To me I love a mature lady who still acts and dress's sexy. I know one aldy who says when she puts on sexy Lingerie.

AmberSolaire 42M

7/13/2005 4:40 pm

Ahh to be 21 again, I didnt do much different it just didnt hurt as

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/13/2005 1:51 pm

LOL well stated. Depends are next. Alas...the circle of life.

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Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

7/13/2005 10:17 am

A horsey neehehe

you know some joker is going to tell you " save a horse, ride a cowboy" but I am glad it is not me

PS you blog is cool, I think I will post your ideas as my own, so I can increase the number of comments I get j/k

GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11240 posts
7/13/2005 9:46 am

[color royalbluefreetime648, congratulations

hope you all have a great time

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

7/13/2005 7:19 am

Congrats Miss Free...!!!

You should ask for jumper cables, or some old beatle cd for claypigeon shooting, dear

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