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This 80 year old woman decided it was time to live out her fantasy of becoming a biker "chic!"
She went to the local Harley Chapter house and a gruff man answered the door, "What do you want", he yelled at her.
She smiled at him and said, "I want to be a biker chic!"
He says, "well, there are a few things I need to know first!"
"Number 1, have you ever drank beer?"
She looks at him and says "hell, I put down a case and follow it with a pint of Jack Daniels!"
He rubs his scruffy beard and says, "Okay then, have you ever smoked?"
The old lady looks and pishaws him and says, "I SMOKE 3PAcks of Lucky's a day and about 12 cigars!"
The biker sternly looks at her and finally asks, "Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
The old lady looks at him quizzically and says,
"No, but I have been dragged around by my tits, does that count?"
5/22/2005 12:39 pm
LOL .... and the cutest pic too |
ty 4 a smile, needed that
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