Battle of the sexes: Revisited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

freetime648 52F
7629 posts
8/31/2006 3:48 am

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9/2/2006 1:21 am

Battle of the sexes: Revisited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

Did you hear they finally made a device that makes cars run 95% quieter? Yeah, it fits right over her mouth.

Why do women have smaller feet than men ? So they can stand closer to the sink

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me...."

How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't...there's a clock on the oven!

I date this girl for two years -- and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name..."

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!

One golfer tells another: "Hey, guess what! I got a set of golf clubs for my wife!" The other replies: "GREAT trade!"

What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?

1) No mind.
2) No business.

The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" and I said, "Dust
!"

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Q: How do you scare a man?
A: Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

Q: Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women?
A: Women working at 900 numbers.

Q: Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimulating partner?
A: In the pages of a romance novel.

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him.

Q: Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?
A: No phone numbers.

Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.




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rm_ironhead1956 60M
275 posts
9/2/2006 12:20 am

How true on each and every point, in so many cases. More's the pity.


freetime648 52F

9/1/2006 12:43 am

Hey, I was an equal opprotunity basher in this one...no need for hurt feelings!


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freetime648 52F

9/1/2006 12:42 am

    Quoting citizen4722:
    What do prawns and women have in common?

    Three pink bits that taste nice, but the heads are full of shit.

    Why do men name their dicks?

    Because they don't want a total stranger making 90 per cent of their decisions.
Cit, you are scaring me! )


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freetime648 52F

9/1/2006 12:42 am

    Quoting talltrimkooltool:
    Great one and two liners! Needed the laugh!

    Say what do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? -Say, I don't konw, but you can bet somebody is gonna loose a trailer!

    Regards -TallTrim
OMG that is NOT funny!!!!! Ok, yeah it is!


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funintheday2006 56M
9659 posts
8/31/2006 10:29 pm

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I am so hurt I ainrt gonna leave a comment


IviesBidesJuste 55M
3658 posts
8/31/2006 1:20 pm

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?


citizen4722 59M  
47313 posts
8/31/2006 7:29 am

What do prawns and women have in common?

Three pink bits that taste nice, but the heads are full of shit.

Why do men name their dicks?

Because they don't want a total stranger making 90 per cent of their decisions.


angelofmercy5 59F
17881 posts
8/31/2006 4:57 am

Loved these ones! And I needed the laugh too!


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