BOB-ette .vs. The Real Thing  

freetime648 52F
7629 posts
12/13/2005 8:50 am

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BOB-ette .vs. The Real Thing

Ok, we all know drastic times deserve drastic measures! And I am not one to back away from this!

BOB-ette is officially on sabbatical. I refuse to depend on her for anything anymore. There are things that BOB-ette cannot do for me that the Real thing can.

For one...I cannot give BOB-ette a hummer. She will just sit there and buzz in between my lips. Besides when BOB-ette gets really going the possibility of chipping teeth is high!!!

Another...the Real Thing conforms to me. BOB-ette is just a piece of battery operated rubber that does not move...I have to do all the work....that bitch!

BOB-ette does not talk like the Real thing does...I am an ego-maniac and I would like to hear someone other than myself repeating my name over and over!

And finally, I do not have to rely on the Real thing to have fresh batteries. Could you imagine me inserting batteries into the Real things ass for power?? No, not gonna happen!

Good-bye BOB-ette.....I will save you for another day but today is not that day...maybe next year!!!!!!!




xx FREETIME648 xx


freetime648 52F

12/14/2005 5:01 pm

Quiet....the mental image I have of that scenario is too much for my brain.......ROTFLMAO


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freetime648 52F

12/14/2005 5:01 pm

Helga....my wish for Christmas is to have your stocking filled with all your desires.......


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freetime648 52F

12/14/2005 5:00 pm

Method...that is the whole point.....I DO NOT want to sleep!!!!!


xx FREETIME648 xx


helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
12/14/2005 12:54 am

LMAO @ Q's comment.

Mine has been stashed away in the drawer for some months now. Poor thing. Although at the rate I'm going, BOB may be my saviour if Santa doesn't grant me my Christmas wish!

Hx

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
12/13/2005 11:32 am

Awww poor BOB-ette, used and then cast aside, unwanted and unloved

I wonder if there's a home for aged and worn-out vibrators where they sit in their rocking-chairs, day in, day out, reminiscing of old times and places they've been ...


methodman1000 40M
1775 posts
12/13/2005 10:40 am

AMEN to that FT!!!
and dont forget BOB-ette dont cuddle you to sleep.....


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