And today's candidate is....  

freetime648 52F
7629 posts
3/23/2006 2:32 am

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11/12/2006 5:46 pm

And today's candidate is....

Today's Mensa Candidate's are:

St. Peters, Missouri - A gunman robbed a 711 store, but returned the money minutes later because his car wouldn't start. Amazingly, the store clerks came out to the parking lot and gave the robber's car a jump start. Police Officer David Kuppler commented: "We have a very friendly town out here."

Appleton, Wisconsin - Darrell Voeks was arrested for stealing $100,000 worth of farm pigs to pay for breast implants for his favorite stripper at a local club. He was sentenced to ten years in prison.

Sanger, Texas - Four teenagers, including the police chief's son, broke into a funeral home. They had planned to steal embalming fluid, dip cigarettes in it and smoke them. But when they couldn't find any fluid, they decided to cut off the finger of a corpse and took turns trying to smoke it.

Antioch, California - A 22-year-old man was arrested after allegedly ordering a stranger to fix his truck at gunpoint....



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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
3/23/2006 12:42 pm

LMAO great stuff! Thank you for the laughs.

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outdoorsman3174 42M

3/23/2006 7:12 am

"they decided to cut off the finger of a corpse and took turns trying to smoke it"

Man, that's pretty messed up!


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