A pirates dream...just not Johnny Depp"s  

freetime648 52F
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8/25/2005 3:24 am

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A pirates dream...just not Johnny Depp"s

Growing up I had a sister who was gorgeous, popular and VERY large breasted! She "sprouted" her yahoos in one summer. I thought, great, I will get mine too. Uhhhmmmm, NO! Did not happen. I went through school with a flat chest! I was called many names such as "sunken treasure, pirates dream, the board" you name it and that was me. It really didn't bother me. I laughed at the jokes and went on my merry flat way. I would look in the mirror and see nothing but a chest with nipples. When I was pregnant with my daughter, the boobie fairy had mercy on me. She came and gave me the best ta-ta's this side of the MIssissippi. I had a buddha belly from hell, but, I had my boobies!!! THey were so perky and full and hell, having them was enough, I didn't care how they were looking. I touched them, loved them...I was in awe. But, all good things must come to an end. The boobie fairy gaveth and the boobie fairy taketh away. She not only took them, she snatched them like a fat kid on a cupcake. POOF! All gone. Now, I have my little 'ens and I am proud of my boobs. For my age...they are somewhat cute! At least I am no longer a pirates dream. I have substinence! And my sister????? Well, she puts saddle bags on a harley to shame. Her bra comes off and look out...they hit her knees. And the moral of the story is........screw the moral, my boobies are still where they were 20 years ago, I am going to gloat!!!!!



xx FREETIME648 xx


freetime648 52F

8/26/2005 6:46 am

Nothing like getting a nipple caught in the twine huh NIpa????


xx FREETIME648 xx


rm_morgan1846 62M

8/25/2005 9:23 am

Free - you are what you are - and gravity sucks!!!


AlbertPrince 57M

8/25/2005 9:23 am

I'll expect a full report: size when erect and when not, what colour they are, how much pain can they take, you know the usual stuff!


freetime648 52F

8/25/2005 7:42 am

Forgger, they say the camera adds weight to anything...LOL


xx FREETIME648 xx


freetime648 52F

8/25/2005 7:41 am

Al, let me get those measured for ya and I will report back with the conclusion ok????


xx FREETIME648 xx


AlbertPrince 57M

8/25/2005 5:18 am

If it's any consolation, I much prefer smaller breast to larger ones. I do like big nipples tho!


frogger1995 39F

8/25/2005 4:28 am

They look pretty substantial from what I can see.


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