A couple funnies for the day  

freetime648 52F
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3/14/2006 1:50 am

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3/14/2006 2:21 am

A couple funnies for the day


There was a guy in his sports car speeding across a bridge when there was the blue and red flash of a Police car. Fuck, thought the man as he pulled over to where the cop was on the other side of the bridge.

"Licence and registration please sir." said the cop coming up the window.

The guy gave him his licence and waited.

"So Mr Jones, what is it you do for a living?" perused the cop.

"Well" replied the guy, "I’m a cunt stretcher. First I get one hand in there, then two hands until I’m finally up to my elbows.....then I try and get my feet in there and pull and pull until it gets to about 6 feet wide."

The cop looked at him with a surprised expression. The cop then asked "And pray tell, what do you do with a 6 foot cunt?"
"Well," replied the man "YOU GIVE IT A RADAR GUN AND PUT IT AT THE END OF A BRIDGE!"


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What does paris hilton and a sunken battleship have in common?

They are both a waste of semen.


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Q. Whats the little bumps around a womans nipples for ?

A. Braille for "suck me"


xx FREETIME648 xx


Efilnikufesin69 47M

3/14/2006 1:56 am

LOL,you said Nipples!


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