A Jerry Springer Christmas!!!!!!  

freetime648 52F
7629 posts
12/5/2005 4:42 am

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A Jerry Springer Christmas!!!!!!


My daughter is a walking, talking Jerry Springer episode! She knows I write on here so she has asked Dear Old Mom to ask for you all's help!

**slicks hair back like Jerry's and says.."Wh-wha-....tell us what is going on?"

Daughter: "My boyfriend is a cretin. He just got out of jail for the 2nd time in two weeks, he has another baby's momma, and he won't let me go home for Christmas to see my dying grandmother, but he is going to spend Christmas Eve and Christmas day with the other baby's momma!"

(audience boos and hisses)

Daughter: I am trying to get my shit..(oops sorry BLEEP) together to get away from him but he keeps pulling me in and I am not going to fall down to his and his other baby's momma level!"

(audience hoops and cheers)

Jerry says: "Well, then what do you want to do about it all?

Daughter says: "I want to whoop his skinny fuckin' ass!"
(bleep again)

Jerry: **holding earpiece of glasses and wiping fevered brow says...."Let's Bring him out....here is the Cretin!!!!!!"

As all hell breaks loose when Daughter throws chair at Cretin!!!!!

So, what should she do folks??? Call Jerry and try to get on or what????

xx FREETIME648 xx

freetime648 52F

12/6/2005 8:56 am

GB, I am trying my damnedest to get her out of there!!!!! Thanks! BTW, the number I have to type in to get this posted is 911...how coincidental is that?????

xx FREETIME648 xx

GB_Cple 66M/55F  
3045 posts
12/5/2005 8:58 am

gather up all the money she can , make sure the pick up is fully tanked up, fill him full of beer the night before xmas eve . pack baby and belongings in pick up, and put foot down on gas pedal, untill she reaches grandma's .
Failing that I'll send down a few "Italian " friends from New York , to make him an offer , he won't be in condition to refuse !

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