"CRIKEY"...THE ELUSIVE HORNY TOAD!  

freetime648 52F
7629 posts
4/29/2006 3:08 am

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4/30/2006 9:28 pm

"CRIKEY"...THE ELUSIVE HORNY TOAD!

Ever try to figure out where the horniness comes from when speaking to a normally reserved and controlled person?

They may go so long without any "poo-nanny" that they finally break and their hormones just ooze out there ears.

Or they get so much nookie that all their poor little brains can compute IS nothing but sex, sex, and more sex.

Now, my favorite "Horny Toad" arousal device is the wonderful affects of alcohol induction . It is hilarious to see how a good stiff Gin and Tonic can change mild mannered Joe-Blow into Sex-Crazed Charlie. Or when they have just so many shots of Tequila that their tongues ooooooooze with sexual innuendo that their bodies are willing to act out. Now, mind you, that alot of these "elusive little horny toads" tend to over indulge in the liquid courage that we all know results in one thing...... "WHISKEY DICK" ....it happens and once you get over the initial let down of it....it is inevitablly all good.

But, all in all...when it comes down to it...I believe everyone out there is in possession of their own little horny toads just waiting to jump out and be noticed.

HOP LITTLE TOADS.....HOP!!!!!!



xx FREETIME648 xx


HotDev1l 44M
1265 posts
4/30/2006 1:22 pm

G&T works for me.....but then I'm 3 sheets to the wind anyway


TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
4/29/2006 1:32 pm

I happen to be fond of the odd Gin & Tonic, you know ...


citizen4722 58M  
45787 posts
4/29/2006 8:24 am

What do you call a fanny on top of a fanny on top of a fanny?.
A block of flaps.

What's the diference between an oral thermometer & a rectal thermometer?.
The taste.

A woman walked into a sex shop & asked for a vibrator. The shop assistant gestured with his index finger & said 'Come this way'. The woman replied, 'If i could come that way i wouldn't need a bloody vibrator'.

Why did the leprechaun wear two condoms?.
To be sure, to be sure.


helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
4/29/2006 3:58 am

Lol, there was a horny toad in The Tub last night!! Poor man is climbing the walls... I just hope the G&T managed to cool his ardour somewhat!

♥♥H♥♥

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


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