My Boobs  

free2chose2 66F
868 posts
7/24/2006 1:20 am

Last Read:
7/30/2006 9:30 am

My Boobs

I need a breast reduction
it would cut me down
to size

My boobs are overflowing
my nipples are too wide,

I'd love to be a pretty
"B"-cute and perky too
instead of having these
big balloons
that are heavy too.

If I was at least a"C"
I'd be happy too
I could shop at the VS
store and buy a pretty
bra or two

If I was a single "D"
it would do me fine
I could dress so sexy
and get a glass of wine

To be a "DD"-well I've
been there before
you can get them at
practically any other

Now a single "E" is plenty
but I grew out of them
and double "E's"
don't fit no more
isn't that a sin

These boobs could be a
flotation device if I
was still an "F"

But Golly, GGGGGGG
their gorgeous
and that is still
a fact

Don't worry, be Happy

angelofmercy5 59F
17881 posts
7/24/2006 2:44 am

Too funny! I always wanted mine to be bigger! My hubby says anthing more than a mouthful is wasted.....but I see him looking at the boobies! lol

free2chose2 replies on 7/24/2006 3:23 am:
See, we're never satisfied, but a bit smaller would be nice here

HBowt2 59F

7/24/2006 10:27 am

and i bet they are just flippin' lovely...

free2chose2 replies on 7/25/2006 12:57 pm:
I think so...

rm_Smile_My_Way 59M
1519 posts
7/24/2006 1:34 pm

Love your poem, Thought I'd give it a try in my answer.

After I die
Were I to come back
I'd wanna be a bra
Size G by golly
In hopes free2chose2
Would put me on
I'd give her support
I'd give her comfort
But most of all
I'd give her a massage

free2chose2 replies on 7/26/2006 6:52 am:
Do I have to wait for your eulogy

rm_sexxikritter 52F
2715 posts
7/24/2006 10:06 pm

LOL...that's great!
My grandma had size G boobies too. She came up at a time when that size wasn't available anywhere. She had to make her own for many years. Eventually she was able to special order from Sears or JC Penney. At the age of 60, she had breast reduction surgery and went to a C cup. She was a whole new woman. She could buy dresses that fir without alterations. We could put our arms completely around her to hug her. It was great for her, both mentally and physically.

free2chose2 replies on 7/25/2006 1:01 pm:
My shoulders are narrow compared to bob size, so hugging not a problem. I'm still really considering the reduction.

wickedeasy 67F  
26818 posts
7/25/2006 4:52 pm

- love yourself - ^5

in my youth i was a triple A
now i'm a C but lower if you catch the drift -

You cannot conceive the many without the one.

free2chose2 replies on 7/26/2006 6:51 am:
lol, I understand your english perfectly

rm_Smile_My_Way 59M
1519 posts
7/26/2006 2:36 pm

Thank you Misshuny, I tried my best.

free2chose2, you can give my eulogy if you'd like. Sorry, but you may have to wait a while.

free2chose2 replies on 7/26/2006 2:40 pm:
then my support bra is on hold

rm_anacortes 74M
2850 posts
7/26/2006 3:31 pm

I have known several women who were very well endowed.. and they told me of all the problems they have..

I think most men think it would be a "sin" to reduce a breast..

Your body is YOUR temple.. do with it what YOU want to..

free2chose2 replies on 7/27/2006 6:10 am:
and I'll honor it,whether I have a reduction or not

qyxx 60F
3267 posts
7/29/2006 4:07 pm

I am a B but would love to be a little larger. However, I am not one of those women who secretly desire a boob enchancement. This is what God gave me and the men I have known have admired my B's (although I know they all look at the big boobed women, after all, a man is a man.


free2chose2 replies on 7/30/2006 9:34 am:
The gawking I'm use to,not keeping them/reducing them for any man

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