free2chose2 66F
868 posts
7/18/2006 11:40 am

Last Read:
7/20/2006 4:01 pm


I hate to masturbate,
it seems a waste of time,

To play all by muself
is not a choice of mine,

But after thinking once or twice
in order not to get blue,
I'll reach into that draw
and take out a toy or two

Diddling all by myself,
I hear the battery hum,
the dildo is attempting
a mighty little bun

The task complete,
another feat,
the toys are laid aside
I only wish that it had
been a cock I was astride

Don't worry, be Happy

2daycowboywanted 45F

7/18/2006 12:25 pm

All I can say is best of luck finding one!

Until later

free2chose2 replies on 7/18/2006 3:54 pm:
Thanks,we'll both be "SAVING HORSES"

rm_blkondemand 36M
236 posts
7/18/2006 12:38 pm

I have the same mixed feeling about masturbation. I don't see myself as "unsexy", but after I cum I'm always like...."why do I have to resort to doing this?" "Doesn't anyone care?" and then I get all depressed until I start wacking again. /8b

free2chose2 replies on 7/18/2006 3:25 pm:
I don't get depressed about-just missing the physical contact

rm_sexxikritter 52F
2715 posts
7/18/2006 3:06 pm

I enjoy masturbating. I think after all these years, I've almost pefected it to an art form.

free2chose2 replies on 7/19/2006 7:12 am:
perfect art is two bodies blended

lovegoingdown06 45M
56 posts
7/18/2006 4:03 pm

Great little poem

free2chose2 replies on 7/19/2006 7:13 am:

angelofmercy5 59F
17881 posts
7/18/2006 8:16 pm

I laughed so hard at this one that I woke my hubby up! And then because he wanted to go back to sleep......"I reached into that drawer and took out a toy or two"! Thanks for sharing! I enjoyed this more ways than one!

free2chose2 replies on 7/19/2006 7:15 am:
LOL, glad you could join in,but then ehhhh you had the "real deal" beside you

free2chose2 66F

7/19/2006 7:21 am

Why thank you "Sir"

Don't worry, be Happy

rm_fidgett 48M
22 posts
7/19/2006 2:46 pm

Not into masturbation. But who knows how to please you better than yourself. Keep doing you.

free2chose2 replies on 7/20/2006 8:51 am:
I'd rather be done than take the "self-help" route

wsxcder 61M
11 posts
7/19/2006 7:26 pm

Masturbation is such a waste when there are so many men who would be happy to eat you out and nothing else.

free2chose2 replies on 7/20/2006 8:53 am:
What???Nothing else? Just Lickin'-no stickin'?

luvlee_j1 46F

7/19/2006 10:29 pm

I loved your blog.....i too feel that way about masturbation, but sometimes "a girls gotta do..what a girls gotta do" keep this poetry up girl..your good

free2chose2 replies on 7/20/2006 8:54 am:
Such was my case LOL-thank you for compliment

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