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frbnkslady 48F
3442 posts
7/12/2006 7:49 pm

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7/14/2006 8:25 pm

puppy

PUPPY FOR SALE


Oh please take me outside, been all by myself, all day, alone, its hot, no one to pet me....
Oh, you do love me, you have my toys, lets go.. hurry up and get the door open.. yipee, my new toys you took me to petco to pick out myself.
YOu throw like a girl, but I love to play dodge with you anyways... OH WAITTTT, theres a little dog walking in my yard.. oh, am going to go say Hi to him... ooops, got to piss on this tree... oh that one too. Oh, lets go across the street, I know you will follow me... yes, call my name again, again, again..... Around we go, the neighbors house, down the bank, into the Slough, swimming, I'm swimming... OHHHH, I can hear you yelling my name.. OHHH, theres a branch sticking out in the middle of the slough... nope, don't want that one.. back to the shore, up and run right by you.. hahaha you cannot catch me... you might fall in...oh.. think how PISSED you would be then... take me out to play then have to chase me and fall in water all after coming home from work, all tired, sweaty and tired..
Up the bank I go, around the house twice with you following me, back to say hi to the little dog again.. OHHH, another little puppy to see.. UH OHHHH, 2 guys having a beer in driveway.. OH damn.. they caught me for you... SHIT SHIT SHIT...OH STOPPPP please.. I am choking... see, none of this would have happened if you had put me on my chain....ohhh, grandpas getting my leash, your turning the water on....
OHHHH, thats nice...OHHHCOLDDDDDDDDDDDD....
ohhh, that feels good.. scratch my belly some more.., I will lay on my back, wiggle, and snort, soap bubbles... OOOPs, up I go.. more water... I hear you cussing... Here, let me stretch out,,, ya, ya right there.. scratch that spot... OH no.. more cold water.... damn, cannot get away from it.... OHHH, THAT WAS A BAD WORDDDD....
OHHHH, bathroom... into the tub I go.. and you told me tooo.... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh, warm water.....damn, more cussing... here let me shake off.... oppps, uh ohhh, spa time... towel rub down.. here, will give ya kiss... I loves ya... opps.. mistake.. Kicked out of bathroom.....

I can hear you cussing through bathroom.. even over your shower water...
Ohhh, here you are.. what no petting, no kisses... look at me.. am I not soooo damn cute and lovable, here let me look at you with these eyes,.. you KNOW you like my eyes... will add a butt wiggle to this...okay, will sit at your feet.. ohhh, brushed...ohh, awww, that spot.. what??? Thats it.....????


OHH, no more fetch??? My toys are put up???
WHOS FOR SALE????
Whats ebay??? Post me on ebay???



T





LoveToLixxxxxxx 55M

7/13/2006 9:39 pm

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ..love ya to hun

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LoveToLixxxxxxx 55M

7/12/2006 10:07 pm

Go Luber

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frbnkslady replies on 7/12/2006 10:30 pm:
FUCK YOU LIXXXXX

frbnkslady replies on 7/13/2006 4:04 pm:
he will air frieghted to you next time.... yes he will

1devlin11 48M
893 posts
7/12/2006 9:59 pm

He's soooo cute! lol, He looooooves you!


frbnkslady replies on 7/12/2006 10:30 pm:
OHHHH, oh yeah.. thats right... T

100prcntnocnt 49F

7/12/2006 9:59 pm

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.......... I can sooooooo relate to that when I'm chasin my lil shit around!! hahahahaha


frbnkslady replies on 7/14/2006 8:27 pm:
MY son told me I was NOT allowed to sell his dog... HAHAHAHA T

rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
7/12/2006 9:45 pm

LMFAO! That's too funny....

Did you feed him any Vaseline?


frbnkslady replies on 7/12/2006 10:30 pm:
OH HELL NO... hes lucky he got clean water when he came in.. T

amoldenough 69F
16436 posts
7/12/2006 9:14 pm

Oh, NO!!! Poor little puppy.

"Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened."


frbnkslady replies on 7/12/2006 9:39 pm:
POOR PUPPY MY ASS>.................:LMAOOOO.. hes lucky kept his fur..
T

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