old, but still funny  

frbnkslady 48F
3442 posts
8/22/2006 9:48 pm

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8/26/2006 10:57 pm

old, but still funny

An elderly man really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror, admiring his body, and noticed that he was suntanned all over with the exception of his penis. So he decided to do something about that.

He went to the beach, undressed completely, and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out of the sand.

A bit later, two little oldladies came strolling along the beach, one using a cane to help her get along. Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, the lady with the cane began to move the penis around with her cane.

Remarking to the other little old lady, she said, "There really is no justice in the world."

The other little old lady asked, "What do you mean by that?"

The first little old lady replied, "Look at that. When I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot about it.

"Now that I'm 80, the damned things are growing wild, and I'm too old to squat."


rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
8/25/2006 9:59 pm

now what could we do bout getting the other ones to grow wild

frbnkslady replies on 8/26/2006 10:58 pm:
Ahhh, cummm'n, they are called 'knot holes'...alvailable in all wooded lots T

LoveToLixxxxxxx 55M

8/23/2006 8:29 pm

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frbnkslady replies on 8/24/2006 8:21 pm:

Dustywidgettoo 60M

8/23/2006 9:01 am

Dusty needs you to get your guys to lay comments in his blog. ty

frbnkslady replies on 8/23/2006 12:20 pm:
Maybe dusty should comments pertainingto the blogs he visits first.. instead of doing this. T

digdug41 49M

8/22/2006 10:35 pm

good one,as usual

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

frbnkslady replies on 8/24/2006 8:21 pm:

wildoats19622 54M
3483 posts
8/22/2006 10:27 pm

See, you need to maintain flexibility into old age.

Like the commercial, "Are you healthy enough for sexual activity? No, I'd have a heart attack if anyone offered."


Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.

frbnkslady replies on 8/24/2006 8:21 pm:
LOL.... and medication/herbs to help with flexibily. T

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