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frbnkslady 48F
3442 posts
8/22/2006 9:45 pm

Last Read:
8/25/2006 8:31 pm

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Technology for Country Folk...

1. LOG ON: Makin a wood stove hotter.


2. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.


3. MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the wood stove.

4. DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk
.

5. MEGA HERTZ: When yer not kerful gettin the farwood.

6. FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood.

7. RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood.

8. HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time.

9. PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time. 10. WINDOWS: Whut to shut wen it's cold outside.

11. SCREEN: Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season
.

12. BYTE: Whut them dang flys do. 13. CHIP: Munchies fer the TV.

14. MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag. 15. MODEM: Whut cha did to the hay fields.

16. DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife.

17. LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps.


18. KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the dang keys.

19. SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifs.

20. MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn.

21. MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof
.

22. PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine

23. ENTER: Northerner talk fer "C'mon in y'all"

24. RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: Wen ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks.

25. MOUSE PAD: That hippie talk fer the rat hole.


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Sailor376 62M
2288 posts
8/24/2006 2:54 pm

Wall,,, not thet Ah want you should think more o me. Jest about ma faverite tool is ma Jonsered chain sahr. We buck up maybe 3,4 full cord fer each winter. Gits rid o them daid trees too. None o thet ram stuff fer me. jest face off with the maul en steel wedges.

Kep it up Darlin' jest nother reason to lahk ye.

Ayyep,

D


frbnkslady replies on 8/24/2006 8:22 pm:
LOL............ T

rm_totally_fake 43M
258 posts
8/22/2006 10:43 pm

Redneck speak lol


frbnkslady replies on 8/24/2006 8:22 pm:
LOL...T

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
8/22/2006 10:21 pm

bloggin from the boonies now, frbnks?


frbnkslady replies on 8/23/2006 12:21 pm:
Oh hell yeah.. but up here we call it the 'bush'....LMAO T

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