Signs and sayings...  

frbnkslady 48F
3442 posts
4/20/2006 8:57 am

Last Read:
4/21/2006 8:11 am

Signs and sayings...


RESTROOM SIGNS

Friends don't let friends
take home ugly men
Women's restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC

If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC

No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her.
Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC

At the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry.

Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ


It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.

Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg, AZ


Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT

If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.
Revolution Books
New York, New York.

If pro is opposite of con,then what is the
opposite of progress? Congress!
Men's restroom House of Representatives,
Washington, DC

Express Lane:
Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ

You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA


No wonder you always go home alone.Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA


and my favorite, and most realistic one ~~~


A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it.
Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TExas

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Men and Women



ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy[/COLOR

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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.


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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.


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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.


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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.


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rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
4/20/2006 7:26 pm

Stand close, It's shorter than you think.

My bathroom, Used to be in a men's room


frbnkslady replies on 4/21/2006 8:12 am:
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO.. I have that posted here in the shop... since I am the one who cleans it..T

rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
4/20/2006 6:14 pm

and my favorite, and most realistic one ~~~

A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it. Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TExas

No, T. it's

If it has tits or tires, it's gonna give you hell!
how do you think I came up with the handle?


frbnkslady replies on 4/21/2006 8:11 am:
LOL .. too cute.. T

caressmewell 53F

4/20/2006 11:00 am

LOL, this are good! I actually wrote a couple down to send to friends.


frbnkslady replies on 4/20/2006 11:34 am:
LOL... y frind Lixxs sent these to me, and 99% of my funnies... he always seems to come through when I need a smile. T

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