Nun- ya  

frbnkslady 48F
3442 posts
6/29/2006 9:24 pm

Last Read:
7/4/2006 7:52 pm

Nun- ya

Open Wide, Sister!

A cabby picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't
stop staring at her.

She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to
ask you but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, 'My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as
I am and have been a nun a long as I have, you get a chance to see and
hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say
or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun go down on me."

She thinks a bit and then responds, "Well, let's see what we can do
about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm
Catholic too!"

The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley."

He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My
dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm
married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a
Halloween party."


rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
7/1/2006 12:16 am

EWWWWWW!!! Too funny

frbnkslady replies on 7/4/2006 7:52 pm:
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... bad confessional huh?? T

rm_abutoo2 44M
1078 posts
6/30/2006 3:37 pm

be careful what you pray for!!!! lol

frbnkslady replies on 7/4/2006 7:53 pm:
LOL... T

digdug41 49M

6/30/2006 10:25 am

always can get a good laugh here

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frbnkslady replies on 6/30/2006 11:30 am:
Welcome.. T

caressmewell 53F

6/30/2006 7:50 am

lol...too funny!

frbnkslady replies on 6/30/2006 11:30 am:

LoveToLixxxxxxx 55M

6/30/2006 6:17 am


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frbnkslady replies on 7/4/2006 7:53 pm:
LMAO>>>> T

rm_gerson42 52M
2419 posts
6/30/2006 1:25 am

That is funny and just what I needed right now.
Thanks for the laugh.

frbnkslady replies on 7/4/2006 7:53 pm:
You are welcome... T

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