frbnkslady 48F
3442 posts
6/13/2006 6:45 am

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6/15/2006 10:46 pm


Dear Makers of Tide Detergent:

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better!

About a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative and, to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having such a great product.

Well, gotta go. Have to write to the Hefty Bag people


caressmewell 53F

6/15/2006 6:32 pm

Love it!!

frbnkslady replies on 6/15/2006 10:47 pm:
LOL... I wonder what we can place in Zip-lock baggies and clean up with the clorox wipes?? mmmmmmmmmm T

SpinaSluedVenae 51M
254 posts
6/14/2006 6:07 pm

I'll never say a word if you spill anything!!!!!Ha Ha!My the way,you want to use some of my tide?

frbnkslady replies on 6/14/2006 10:51 pm:
LMAo... aren't you lucky.. I am alergic to Tide... ERA.. T

micahbiguns 51M

6/13/2006 12:13 pm

lmao thanks T

frbnkslady replies on 6/13/2006 1:38 pm:
LMAO>>> you are the one who will have to be watching out soon... be nice to your new wife T

244 posts
6/13/2006 9:30 am

Lending a new meaning to the term...."BAG LADY"

HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY....wimpy wimpy wimpy

frbnkslady replies on 6/13/2006 1:37 pm:
LOL... T

digdug41 49M

6/13/2006 9:24 am

I love this one I remeber when albert prince did it but it does not lose its humor

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

frbnkslady replies on 6/13/2006 1:37 pm:
LOL.. I had heard it awhile ago also, but like you said, still funny T

LoveToLixxxxxxx 55M

6/13/2006 6:58 am


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frbnkslady replies on 6/13/2006 8:47 am:

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