LMAO  

frbnkslady 48F
3442 posts
3/31/2006 1:21 pm

Last Read:
4/4/2006 11:35 am

LMAO


In Pharmacology, all drugs have 2 names, a trade name and a generic
name.
For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called
Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
that
it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix,
and
of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon
be
available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power
beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man
to
literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new
meaning
to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and a good old-fashioned
"stiff
drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: "MOUNT &
DO".

T





SELFLESSlover69 47M

4/4/2006 5:55 am

hilarious!


frbnkslady replies on 4/4/2006 11:37 am:
T

tillerbabe 55F

4/3/2006 7:32 pm

YOu are so WRONG!!! LMAO!


frbnkslady replies on 4/3/2006 9:14 pm:
Why thank you so much... and here I thought I was doing good.. was only called pervert once this weekend and evil three times...LMAO....
Glad you stopped by... T

Cowboy_Deluxe 38M

4/3/2006 1:15 am

Damn generic crap anyways.


frbnkslady replies on 4/3/2006 1:21 pm:
Yeah, but its cheaper and you can get more that way... T

Wordsmith2004 36M
7233 posts
4/1/2006 3:13 pm

Gives a whole new meaning to wild cherry PEPsi!

Conserve Water and Prevent Global Warming: Shower With A MILF!


mtdude2 55M  
117 posts
4/1/2006 3:06 pm

MOUNT& DO cracks me up. Uh oh, I don't like the way that sounds.


frbnkslady replies on 4/1/2006 9:01 pm:
ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo omg.. am in tears...lmaooo T

rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
3/31/2006 11:19 pm

Son of a bitch!

My wife has been giving me Mycoxafloppin for three years now and told me it was to prevent ring worm. Damn it, I hate being so gullible.


frbnkslady replies on 4/1/2006 9:01 pm:
LMAO... she forget to tell you something huh??? T

pASSionwantd2 49M
1316 posts
3/31/2006 7:57 pm

Hola' "T".........How are ya'....Thank you for leaving Me such a KOOL post!!!! So how Bout' picking up a twelver of that super-juice and going camping,LOLBye,Catcha'Soon~P~


frbnkslady replies on 3/31/2006 10:56 pm:
WELL ITS ABOUT TIME YOU GOT YOUR ASS BACK HERE.. BEEN MISSING YOU LIKE CRAZY...
I would go camping with you with out that.. anywhere and anytime... T

rm_Sylent72 44M

3/31/2006 3:47 pm

Thats funny or I heard of FUKITOL 1000MG! It is when your life sucks and works sucks and everything sucks! Just take a couple of FUKITOL!


frbnkslady replies on 3/31/2006 10:57 pm:
LMAO... I OD on that quite often...T

rm_huggles50 66M

3/31/2006 2:17 pm

Very good. Thank you for sending me to bed with a smile on my face.


frbnkslady replies on 3/31/2006 10:58 pm:
YOu are very welcome.... This was my morning chuckle... T

caressmewell 53F

3/31/2006 2:09 pm

ROFLMAO!!


frbnkslady replies on 3/31/2006 11:00 pm:
Good one huh...? T

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