frbnkslady 48F
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7/18/2006 9:23 pm

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7/19/2006 4:47 pm


Getting Into Heaven

After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven.
While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her,she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parentsand all the other people she had loved and who had died before her.

They saw her and began calling greetings to her.
"Hello!" "How are you? We've been waiting for you!" "Good to see you!"

When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him,"This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?"

"You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her.

"Which word?" the woman asked."Love."

The woman correctly spelled love, and Saint Peter welcomed her into heaven.

About six months later, Saint Peter came to the
woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day.

While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.

"I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How
have you been?"

"Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a big mansion. And my wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation and
I went water skiing today. I fell, the ski hit my head, and here I am. How do I get in?"

"You have to spell a word," the woman told him.

"Which word?" her husband asked.



rm_carnalrodeo 47M
73 posts
7/19/2006 4:20 pm

TY reminded me of something ...... sorry can't laugh

frbnkslady replies on 7/19/2006 4:48 pm:
Its okay. T

rm_abutoo2 44M
1078 posts
7/19/2006 4:17 pm

I tried spelling that superfragilisticexpialidocious on my blog the other day. If my s/o is at the gates of heaven I'm going to complain that I went to shit without her and died a of a lonely broken heart.

God but your blog is chock full of good sense. Now I know what to say at the pearly gates AND I know not to ever screw a midget nun!

frbnkslady replies on 7/19/2006 4:48 pm:
LMAOOO.. okay T

caressmewell 53F

7/19/2006 6:32 am

Can you blame her?

frbnkslady replies on 7/19/2006 7:36 am:
oh hell no...but would have asked for Superfragilisticespyaladosious. T

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
7/18/2006 10:47 pm

Grrr! Females!

Coniving creatures. Are you sure that they are really getting into heaven full time? I was under the impression that they were only allowed in to give us beer and blow jobs during half-time.

^ . . ^

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frbnkslady replies on 7/18/2006 11:56 pm:

tenorsaxxman 65M

7/18/2006 10:32 pm

Now that's cold!


frbnkslady replies on 7/19/2006 7:36 am:

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7/18/2006 9:37 pm


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