The Not So Amazing Bubble Man  

flagg134 36M
1430 posts
5/6/2006 11:37 pm

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The Not So Amazing Bubble Man

David Blaine native New Yorker and shameless attention whore magician, is spending a week outside of Lincoln Center living in an eight foot enclosed fishbowl filled with water. What this proves I have no clue whatsoever except that at the end he intends to break a record holding his breath for nine minutes.

He has built his career around making himself a spectacle he has spent 7 days buried alive and 44 days inside a cage suspended above london without any food. The man is a glutton for punishment and a total publicity whore. Who advertises himself by placing himself where people cannot miss him.

I loathe shameless self promotion of any kind especially in my city. I wanted to give him a visit toy with him a little bit. In london they would taunt him by eating in front of him, throwing eggs, calling him a wanker, A drummer even came by to keep him from sleeping well. I love ingenuity with employing psychological games. I wanted to see if anyone had any ideas about how to get at him. I was thinking pelting the glass with pebbles. Maybe mooning him that would be tough though its pretty public. I wish there were some way to get bubble bath into the fishbowl that would be hilarious.

Sorry I'm just in a devilish mood the adlines have gotten to me just a tad lately.


rm_truedom2 56M
663 posts
5/7/2006 12:48 am

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phoenix639 49F

5/7/2006 1:06 am

He is a complete & utter prat.

Throw a piranha fish into the bowl not bubbles lol.

Anyway my fellow arse.....whos bum is that??? Is it yours?

I know you said last night i had to wait & see what your new pic was....cheeky!! Didnt expect a bottom, youre getting daring.

PS....i trust all went well??

phoenix639 49F

5/7/2006 1:07 am

Hey how about shagging his wife or GF & showing it on a huge tv screen in front of him roflmao.

God im nasty....

phoenix639 49F

5/7/2006 4:27 am

Whats with all these postings on peoples blogs saying to go to other blogs etc....i keep getting them but i delete them.

I find it very intrusive dont you?

fitjames68 50M
547 posts
5/7/2006 5:32 am

His stunt in London was received with such scorn by Londoners. It was hysterical. And after it was all over he complained about his reception here. Puh-lease.

Of course the best way to get at him is to use the same technique often used in our own adlines: ignore him. Find a way of preventing people from getting into the building. He'd feel a bit of a twat stuck in his bowl if nobody was looking at him.

Alternatively, sell "I love London" T-shirts and a box of eggs to everyone going in to look at him.

Phoenix I love the way your mind works.

phoenix639 49F

5/7/2006 6:44 am in a catty mood today, think im premenstrual.

Hippink 35F
4499 posts
5/7/2006 7:03 am

Hey, Flagg! You're such an ass!
very nice btw.

I say go tap on the glass. It does a lot more damage than you'd think, that's why you're not supposed to tap on fish aquariums.

Don't believe me? Stick your ear in a punch bowl full of water and knock on the glass. You'll see what I mean. It's much worse in a large bowl. (not that I've tried this myself or anything.)
Hippie XXX

phoenix639 49F

5/7/2006 8:26 am

Hey cool, lets all throw piranhas in then go & tap on the glass. Get the piranhas really agitated & watch that worm squirm.

Poor little maggot oops i meant mite.

real36CgirlPA 38F

5/7/2006 9:00 am

You could always find a way to put embarrassingly hued food coloring/dyes in his bubble too.

David Blaine is so fucking annoying.

header1979 37M
507 posts
5/7/2006 11:43 am

Hey Flagg, it is just another day in Manhattan. There is always somebody doing something for attention. Only the out-of-towners will go watch.

Well, Flagg, you have really made an ass of yourself this time. I can't wait until bathtub ring guy sees this. lol

Hippie, I will remember that the next time my face falls drunk into a punch bowl. lol


flagg134 36M
1582 posts
5/7/2006 12:50 pm

Phoenix: pirahnas are a good idea I would imagine there is a tape out there already of his wife being taken by some other man. Hes just paid to have them destroyed.

Susie: I love the idea now the question is detergent or plain bubble bath how rude should I be.

Fit: rofl I wish I could block the idiot off he is outdoors though it would take a hell of an effort to block off the streets and he would get news coverage then. I love the idea of London T-shirts though thats a good one fit a little picture of him starving in his cage inside of the heart.

Hippie: Tapping the glass sounds like a good idea I can only imagine the echos. Yes I have made an ass of myself thx for pointing it out rofl.

Real: Great idea yellow it will appear as though he is swimming in a bowl of well you get the idea.

Header: Thats right we have naked cowboys and now goldfish boy I can't wait to see whats next. I imagine he will have something to say about my ass. I just can't be arsed to care.


themisskrissy 56F
2302 posts
5/7/2006 5:57 pm

sheeeee it.....don't he know that he can be a spectacle here for a lot less effort??
i would be inclined to agree with header, and i ain't ever been to NYC...


Virtue Alone Ennobles

cactusass 55F

5/7/2006 7:34 pm

dear sweet flagg,
i am in love with your ass!

flagg134 36M
1582 posts
5/7/2006 8:05 pm

Sexy Eyes: Worms thats rich I'd love to see him gag I heard he was whining to the press how the skin on his hands is falling off. The human body wasn't meant for such prolonged exposure to water.

TMK: Header is right with the amount of stuff we see in this city nothing is a shock at all. I believe someone did an experiment where they had 2 models walk in time square topless most people walked right by without noticing or taking a second look. I suppose we are immune.

DBG: Why thank you and right back at ya. Its a limited time only deal though. I'm glad most of the deputies are showing off their goods I hope you get back out on the AL.


Rudy1166 50M
136 posts
5/7/2006 8:18 pm

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie.
Well, I'll leave it to your female fans here to complete the verse.
Happy hunting.

curvymeli 39F

5/8/2006 5:54 am

Ugh, David Blane's antics are loathesome. If you manage to get in there and fuck up his gig somehow I will make a special visit to the city next time I'm in CT (sometime this summer) just to kiss your butt.

Nice pic, by the way.


real36CgirlPA 38F

5/8/2006 2:44 pm

They actually had news stories online about his health side effects making it sound like he is such a brave weirdo for sticking it out or something. Maybe he will have to retire after this one

flagg134 36M
1582 posts
5/8/2006 4:55 pm

Rudy: ROFL this is what I get for opening my big mouth but at least Its helped to start a trend of getting the ladies to show theirs.

Curvy: I wish I could get down there he is going to do his death defying stunt tonight wanted to help him along a little. I still don't see what the point was of staying in a fishbowl for 8 days.

Real36C: ROFL Oh my is the poor baby hurt my heart is bleeding for him *sniffle* *sniffle*. Hopefully he will fade to obscurity after this nonsense.


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