Stupid human tricks Pt. 1  

flagg134 35M
1430 posts
4/21/2006 4:53 pm

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Stupid human tricks Pt. 1

Reading about others acts of utter ignorance somehow always leaves me feeling a little better about myself. The height of human stupidity never ceases to amaze me. I should start getting used to it though I'm getting a little sensitized to it by staying away from the adlines.

"A Kansas man who tried to carry off an ATM with a backhoe found his plan was all wet.

As the cops cornered him, he jumped into a river to escape. But moments later, he begged them to help when he realized he couldn't swim and started to drown. Two Kansas City cops jumped in, rescued him and arrested him."


"When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for.

Police arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motor home trying to steal
gasoline and plugged his hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake.

The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the best
laugh he'd ever had."


"45 year-old Amy Brasher was arrested in San Antonio, Texas, after a mechanic reported to police that 18 packages of marijuana were packed in the engine compartment of the car which she had brought to the mechanic for an oil change.
According to police, Brasher later said that she didn't realize that the mechanic would have to raise the hood to change the oil."


RF


phoenix639 49F

4/22/2006 1:59 pm

ROFLMAO

The last 2 are the funniest. They make me look normal pmsl.

I have visions of that guy all covered in....eugh!!!

For some reason it brought back memories of when i was walking the hills of the lake District with my friend, her dad & sister & J. My friends sister ..Lucy... decided to jump into some ferns on the mountain side to hide....err on a mountain!!! The ferns looked at the same level as us but as the mountain is obviously on a slope they are very deep. Well screams travel well in the lakes we found!! She actually ended up rolling & couldnt stop.

We all couldnt move for laughing, she was covered in mud & bits of fern & twig sticking out of her hair & shorts. It was pretty hilarious actually.

Some of our best times were up in the Lakes.

Ask me about the dog poo when we next speak.


cactusass 55F

4/22/2006 3:37 pm

sounds like the darwin awards site i was on, only people get killed doing stupid things.

oh phoenix, tell me the dog poo one too. i got up early one a.m. still bleary eyed and noticed one of my hair scrunchies in the hall. bent down to pick it up and lo and behold it was dog doo doo i held in my hand. yum!


frassy_sass 54F

4/22/2006 5:39 pm

lmao!....'daddysbadgirl'...I did the VERY same thing once I thought it was one of my stockings...ick..and it was still warm too!..


themisskrissy 56F
2302 posts
4/22/2006 6:42 pm

some people are too stupid to live......

Virtue Alone Ennobles


gypsy1629 41F

4/22/2006 6:45 pm

LMAO...thats some good humor flagg, I feel awfully smart compared to those fools.

phoenix...please do post ur dog poo one in ur blog so we may all be able to see it.

gypsy


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